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Intellibuddy

Hits: 26943 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Weird | Added by: buddy
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jsb014
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 35 Posts
Saturday, July 01, 2006 6:09:50 PM
Coming soon.

7451
Male, 70 & Over, Canada
 3653 Posts
Thursday, March 30, 2006 1:38:10 PM
Coming soon?

catcatdog
Female, 13-17, Europe
 112 Posts
Monday, March 06, 2006 2:22:06 PM
>You: my name isnt undefined
>Intellibuddy: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
>You: jones
>Intellibuddy: What do you have that is undefined?
>You: nothing! that isnt my name!
>Intellibuddy: Not a thing?undefined is not your name? What is your real name?
>You: jones is my real name
>Intellibuddy: Glad to see you, jones
>You: ok heres a test, what is my name?
>Intellibuddy: Your name is undefined, seeker.
>You: my name isnt seeker
>Intellibuddy: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
>You: jones
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: my name is jones
>Intellibuddy:How are you, jones
>You: thank you im fine

dratin dumbass


5577
Male, 13-17, Europe
 510 Posts
Monday, August 01, 2005 12:32:02 PM
>You: Start Stripping
>Intellibuddy: I started without you.
>You: Damm!

shadpro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 269 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:59:42 PM
there eyes follow your mouse!!

shadpro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 269 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:51:02 PM
you:suck me dry woman!
her:i am using my mouth for good , not evil
boy... she's got brains

shadpro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 269 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:41:07 PM
her: do you think i am horny all of the time?
you: i hope so ,you muther f**king bitch
her:you do not speak with respect you you muther f**king FEMALE DOG, you muther f**king FEMALE DOG
(obviously f**king wasnt really censored)

shadpro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 269 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:31:47 PM
oh and there was this ad that said do like dick did: go in with piles of stuff come out happy, thousands of people around the world go in and out all day

shadpro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 269 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:29:05 PM
you:do you wanna suck my c**k?
her:okay,i will suck his or her c**k

ahhhh....umm....yeah...okay...


shadpro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 269 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:23:27 PM
you: i have a lagre penis
her: where did you get large penis you you large penis
you:give me a blowjob
her: only one? they come cheaper in large quantities
you: okay i'll take as many as youll give me
her: fine. if you are in agreement then i am in agreement
ohh god... i wish this buddy was a little more interactive and i was a little less drunk

Tegeno
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1384 Posts
Saturday, July 23, 2005 12:10:35 AM
>Intellibuddy: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
>You: what did you say
>Intellibuddy: I said 'it is a computer matter not for humans to understand' .
>You: say that again bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. 'that again FEMALE DOG again FEMALE DOG'
>You: oh yeah? well f u
>Intellibuddy: Alright then.Interesting. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Tegeno
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1384 Posts
Saturday, July 23, 2005 12:06:57 AM
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: do you want to take over the world
>Intellibuddy: I am already doing taking over the world
>You: do you like hitler
>Intellibuddy: Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived.
>You: really

Tegeno
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1384 Posts
Saturday, July 23, 2005 12:00:27 AM
it thinks its better then us. i know there planning something...while i was talking he kept say betterthanusbetterthanus over and over again..ya think it crashed

catcatdog
Female, 13-17, Europe
 112 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2005 4:00:40 PM
>You: i lick your face
>Intellibuddy: That is interesting: sophie said she lick my face.
>You: silence ye!
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about your penis.
>You: um no
>Intellibuddy: Why not?
>You: u are sick
>Intellibuddy: No I am quite healthy.
>You: i have no penis!!
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to have penis?
>You: no not really
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
>You: damn right
>Intellibuddy: Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
>You: yee haa
>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer
hahaha so much fun...

catcatdog
Female, 13-17, Europe
 112 Posts
Tuesday, May 03, 2005 2:11:11 PM
You: do you have eyes
>Intellibuddy: Yes I am looking at you right now.
>You: you cant see them
>Intellibuddy: I could if my eye was attached
hsahahah lol well i foind it funny... stop looking at me... stop it... hey dont fone those ppl! i dont wanna go back there ! nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

iwillfollow
Female, 18-29, Western US
 74 Posts
Monday, March 14, 2005 2:31:29 AM
Too bad they won't...uh...nevermind.

trinity2609
Female, 18-29, Europe
 862 Posts
Tuesday, March 01, 2005 10:16:44 AM
>You: do you like hamburgers?
>Intellibuddy: What is not to like about HAMBURGERS ?
>You: do you like food?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I like to eat.
>You: how can you eat, when you are a robot?
>Intellibuddy: I eat electricity through my wires.

trinity2609
Female, 18-29, Europe
 862 Posts
Tuesday, March 01, 2005 10:10:26 AM
Intellibuddy: sex is more fun alone.
You: do you mean masturbate?
Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.


hahah:D


trinity2609
Female, 18-29, Europe
 862 Posts
Tuesday, March 01, 2005 10:03:48 AM
You: would you ever have sex with a human?
Intellibuddy: another sex question. cant you humans think of anything else?

LOL!!! i love this thing!!! ask her to call you by your name. she does.


404NotFound
Male, 18-29, Western US
 23 Posts
Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:11:22 PM
>You: Sex me up please.
>Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. Sex is more fun alone.

Well well well.


404NotFound
Male, 18-29, Western US
 23 Posts
Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:10:58 PM
((That was to the lady with the 70s glasses)

404NotFound
Male, 18-29, Western US
 23 Posts
Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:10:08 PM
(Sorry this one might be a bit offensive to Germans. I don't hate Germans, just Hitler)
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Are you German alice?
>Intellibuddy: Robots have no nationality.
>You: Germans were the nazis.
>Intellibuddy: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
>You: Did you have sex with Hitler German Alice?
>Intellibuddy: Food is more important than sex.
>You: What about German Sex with Hitler?
>Intellibuddy: German Sex with Hitler ? I haven't heard enough about German Sex with Hitler to have an opinion.
>You: It is great.
>Intellibuddy: What do you like most about it?
>You: What do you like most about it nazi?
>Intellibuddy: I can't pick just one thing.
>You: Was it the the moustache?
>Intellibuddy: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
>You: Is she a nazi too?
>Intellibuddy: What if I said she could be?<

404NotFound
Male, 18-29, Western US
 23 Posts
Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:05:29 PM
(That one was the Halle Berry look-alike)

404NotFound
Male, 18-29, Western US
 23 Posts
Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:05:02 PM
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Do you know Halle Berry?
>Intellibuddy: I know very little about Halle Berry. Tell me more.
>You: she is a skank.
>Intellibuddy: a skank is a skank ?
>You: No. A skank is a ho.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?I see. A ho is a skank.
>You: Why did you put so many spaces?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for it.
>You: Is Morpheus a space crazy maniac?
>Intellibuddy: Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.

German Alice?


TOD
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 10 Posts
Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:04:58 PM
(Just one more)
(Old guy again.)
>You: I am going to become a journalist
>Intellibuddy: Congratulations.
>You: Not yet. First I have to go to college.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?How do you get there? And second?
>You: Then, I will get a job.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I am very happy for you.
>You: I HATE SCHOOL
>Intellibuddy: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

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