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Texas Chainsaw Castration [Pic]

Hits: 10340 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Pyrosisflame
Male, 18-29, Europe
 590 Posts
Sunday, December 30, 2012 12:16:24 PM
onoffonoffon; what you're trying to explain is a "cold start" your foot goes over the chainsaw and you step on the handle with your heel. your left leg goes against the side where the pull start is located and your left hand on the guard rail. for a "warm start" the handle goes between your legs, your left hand on the guard rail.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25691 Posts
Sunday, December 30, 2012 8:23:22 AM
@Evil_Eye: lolz! Just stand back and let 'natural selection' work it out...

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Sunday, December 30, 2012 8:03:35 AM
onoffonoffon said it. look at how flat the bottom is too.. thats why u put it on the ground, put your foot through the handle to anchor it, and pull.

bloomi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 133 Posts
Sunday, December 30, 2012 7:10:49 AM
I've been on chainsaw safety courses and one of the ways they teach you to start them is to hold them between your legs. So while this is stupid its not just some weird thing he's thought up by himself (hopefully).

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2276 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 10:57:21 PM
i know this is probably just for jokes (at least thats what i tell myself) but this still makes me twitch just at the thought.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2136 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 8:53:22 PM
The make the handle big enough to get the toe of a boot through. So you stand on the handle and pull, much safer that way.

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1451 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 8:35:37 PM
Don't bother telling people not to do this. This is a problem better left to sort itself out.

SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 8:23:17 PM
safety clutch, trigger, whatever. It's still a frigging stupid way to start a chainsaw, and yes I've used them before. I've never used a gun either, yet I know there's certain things that you just DON'T DO. Is anybody seriously arguing that this is a safe way to do it? The internet is full of idiots.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 8:01:33 PM
That's how I sharpen my chainsaw blades.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3667 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 7:32:11 PM

Most chainsaws use a centrifugal clutch. You don't have to press a button to make chain move.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 7:06:21 PM
I guess a lot of folks here have never used a chainsaw, smaus.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 6:17:25 PM
@MacGuffin,
Then he'll only be able to do it once?



Twice, shirley?

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3491 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 6:13:30 PM
@MacGuffin,
Then he'll only be able to do it once?

smaus
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 679 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 6:06:47 PM
too bad you have to hold down the button to make the chain move...

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5021 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 6:00:24 PM
I fully support actions that keep people who recreationally dress in full camo from reproducing.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 6:00:19 PM
Oh man please turn on, please turn on!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 5:43:58 PM

Move along.
Tain't nothin to see here.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 5:39:08 PM
Well, that way of starting a chainsaw takes some balls.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 5:29:05 PM
Link: Texas Chainsaw Castration [Pic] [Rate Link] - Have you ever tried to start a chainsaw? Not so easy... [Safe for work.]


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