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50 Greatest Comedy Movie Quotes Of All Time

Hits: 8295 | Rating: (1.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: Costo
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nickcvercko
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 41 Posts
Saturday, December 29, 2012 8:01:58 AM
Of course everyone is going to get upset that their favorite isn't on here... my gripe here is that they cut off the following joke on a lot of these...the joke that made it all better.

tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3291 Posts
Friday, December 28, 2012 12:54:55 PM
Slapstick comedy = NOT funny.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6270 Posts
Friday, December 28, 2012 6:16:45 AM
Funny how? Like a clown?

AGit
Male, 30-39, Europe
 964 Posts
Friday, December 28, 2012 2:54:42 AM
What's Adam Sandler doing in a comedy movie list?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15064 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 10:11:54 PM
That list totally sucked dead donkey balls. This is funnier than the whole lot of them combined.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 7:09:43 PM

"You can tell me how great autoasphyxiation is until you're blue in the face I'm still not gonna try it."

Cartunze
Male, 60-69, Western US
 834 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 5:38:35 PM
Oh yeah, I have used that one line: "shut up". A classic. Pullleeeze.

SCfan
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 1943 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 2:53:37 PM
"There's no crying in baseball."

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4914 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 2:09:02 PM
Well, there's
this.

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2770 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 1:28:07 PM
@lord jim- you made my day.

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2770 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 1:03:08 PM
"damn your eyes!"
"too late.":)

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2770 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 1:01:33 PM
"put the candle back!"

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4914 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 12:54:31 PM
One of the best lines I ever heard in a movie was in Damsel in Distress, P.G Wodehouse 1937 with Fred Astaire, George Burns and Gracie Allen as the ditzy secretary. For whatever reason they are infiltrating an aristocratic home on the day they snobbishly and grudgingly allow the public in for sixpence. There are a whole bunch of ropes and admonitary signs. On one table is a sign 'Do Not Finger Art Objects.'

Gracie glances at it and murmurs 'I can see how he would.'

CRAIGJ
Male, 40-49, Western US
 128 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 12:16:10 PM
Way too much Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell. I agrre with Lordjim... Not even close! A few examples... from The Ref.. "Why don't you just eat me Lloyd"(If you have not seen The Ref with Dennis Leary you need to) From Sixteen candles.. " No more yankie my wankie" And from Blazing Saddles .." Outta my way ni%$%r" just to name a few.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:40:45 AM

Subjective list is subjective.

"What knockers!" "Oh, thank you Doctor" didn't make it.

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:35:06 AM
A for effort, but there are a whole lot better memorable movie quotes out there.

randomxnp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1271 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:28:46 AM
New title: 40-odd lame movie "comedy" quotes and a few good ones.

This is a list by someone who has never actually seen most decent comedies, so they mostly just put up the usual Hollwood junk.

How about "You can't fight in here, this is the war room", "We're all individuals ... I'm not", "I'll have what she's having"? What about some real classics, "A handbag?"? You know, stuff that's actually funny from films (and plays adapted to the screen) that are actually funny.

jonswan12
Male, 18-29, Western US
 71 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:20:08 AM
Better title: 50 quotes from movies; some comedies some not so much

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4914 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:57:55 AM
Not even close.

TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2565 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:37:01 AM
S'ok...

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:31:25 AM
Sorry, but most of those are pretty lame. There are a few good ones but some are just stupid. They're nothing special or great.

Costo
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:04:18 AM
Link: 50 Greatest Comedy Movie Quotes Of All Time [Rate Link] - Not a bad list!


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