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Dad Needs Help With Xmas, His Marriage [Pic]

Hits: 10554 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Friday, December 21, 2012 5:09:12 PM
I don't get it.

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Friday, December 21, 2012 10:27:58 AM
At what point do 36B's become 36 Longs?

skullgrin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 895 Posts
Thursday, December 20, 2012 4:19:02 PM
he's asking his son's best friend

LillianDulci
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2696 Posts
Thursday, December 20, 2012 12:05:55 PM
"women's weight yoyo's so much it's a wonder they know their sizes."

Not really. I've worn the same size for quite a while despite a 15ish pound change. If they're something like a sports bra, they tend to be elastic enough that they can deal with slight weight changes. If they're normal bras, the clasp in the back tends to have 3 or so different levels you can put it on if you're heavier one day (front clasps tend to only have one option, but I don't use those anymore because they've come accidentally undone way too many times). Unless your wife gets pregnant or gains/loses a lot of weight, her bra size will probably stay about the same.

That being said, I have no idea my mom's bra size. I can guesstimate it but that's about it. The cup size is easy but the band size is hard to tell just looking at someone, so I wouldn't expect my boyfriend or even a future husband to know that since I tend to shop for myself for stuff like that.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4196 Posts
Thursday, December 20, 2012 7:51:39 AM
He was probably stood in the shop at the time. I wouldn't know my wife's sizes. Let's be fair to men, women's weight yoyo's so much it's a wonder they know their sizes.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8233 Posts
Thursday, December 20, 2012 2:11:18 AM
Just check out the top drawer in the bedroom you twat

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 9:13:53 PM
@Sarah

He probably wants to buy her lingerie or maybe she just needs new ones and wants to surprise her? That's not creepy, it's sweet. He's probably asking his daughter.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 6:57:42 PM
I can sort of understand a daughter knowing her mom's bra size (I know my mothers, but I know the size of several female friends too), but a father asking his kids about it is just creepy. There's just no not-creepy reason he would ask.

IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2386 Posts
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 5:32:31 PM
About this big...

*holds out hands*

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11194 Posts
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 5:05:15 PM
Maybe his son gets more action than he does?

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 4:47:26 PM
Fancy, When you have kids you will understand. This type of poo is payback for all the times they started crying when you were just about to come and she had to go check on the little fekkers.

Almost as good as Dad screaming wrong hole in a poorly faked Indian accent.

skypirate
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1983 Posts
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 4:33:38 PM
hopefully your daughter and wife share more clothes then you share with either of them.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 4:02:42 PM
Link: Dad Needs Help With Xmas, His Marriage [Pic] [Rate Link] - How do you now know these basic facts about your own wife and why do you ask your kids these questions?


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