MsJJAdeL Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 29 Posts
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Friday, December 21, 2012 12:44:09 PM Uh-oh, I laughed. I'm going to hell... |
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8BitHero Male, 18-29, Europe
   5417 Posts
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Tuesday, December 18, 2012 2:10:00 PM Good sense of humour |
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Cartunze Male, 60-69, Western US
   727 Posts
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Monday, December 17, 2012 12:24:45 PM Seems like a good present. You can make the clapper sound with your tongue.
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slut_etta Female, 50-59, Southern US
   2132 Posts
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Monday, December 17, 2012 11:03:57 AM dang, Listypoos, you're on a roll today. |
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drworm2002 Male, 30-39, Western US
   456 Posts
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Monday, December 17, 2012 8:31:27 AM @dm2754...how does it feel?
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dm2754 Male, 30-39, Western US
   2763 Posts
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Monday, December 17, 2012 7:27:36 AM it must suck to be that ugly |
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Draculya Male, 30-39, Asia
   6296 Posts
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Monday, December 17, 2012 1:11:23 AM @Listypoos you can't lick her elbows either. Not that she'd let you, even if she had elbows. |
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MrPeabody Male, 30-39, Eastern US
   1440 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 9:50:01 PM "neither of us can lick our own elbows." She could, but she needs help getting them out of that jar of formaldehyde. |
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Gerry1of1 Male, 50-59, Western US
   25589 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 8:22:21 PM
And Listypoos wins the thread.
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offsetobject Male, 30-39, Western US
1 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 8:12:54 PM There is a song about her, "she's nubs" by NOFX
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Listypoos Male, 30-39, Europe
   1474 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:42:59 PM I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I'm probably making too many jokes about her circumstances.. I shouldn't really, we both actually have a lot in common...neither of us can lick our own elbows. |
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Listypoos Male, 30-39, Europe
   1474 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:41:15 PM "How does she do her hair?" She probably doesn't need to... it just naturally looks like that when she rolls out of bed in the morning. |
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Listypoos Male, 30-39, Europe
   1474 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:40:09 PM "How does she shave her pits?" Perhaps she doesn't...she may be French. Although if she is, she's got it even worse than I originally thought....being French and not being able to adopt the surrender pose. |
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Kegomatix Male, 18-29, Western US
   1079 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:39:32 PM How does she... Anything? |
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Listypoos Male, 30-39, Europe
   1474 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:36:44 PM "How does she wipe her butt?" I don't know... like her, I'm stumped about that. |
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Atrayu4u Female, 18-29, Western US
   1106 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 6:55:12 PM How does she wipe her butt? |
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Gerry1of1 Male, 50-59, Western US
   25589 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 6:28:12 PM
How does she shave her pits? |
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SCfan Male, 40-49, Midwest US
   1663 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 6:09:50 PM How does she do her hair? |
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kitteh9lives Female, 40-49, Eastern US
   977 Posts
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Sunday, December 16, 2012 3:18:29 PM Link: Worst Christmas Gift Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - For obvious reasons. What were you thinking? |
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