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If I Could Be a Woman

Hits: 6116 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Tuesday, December 18, 2012 1:37:13 PM
@MacGuffin
That last sentence was thine fanks.
Now I'm going to go back to slamming by balls on to a plank of wood and upload it to YouTube for millions of hits. MacGuffin, you're a very very "smrat" person. :)

ByOwlPost
Female, 18-29, Western US
 520 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:20:15 PM
What's going on here, and what is his/her health problem? :(

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 2:26:30 PM
@8-bit: I think 90% of your problems stem from the mistaken belief that:

1) Everything makes sense to everybody and has a reasonable explanation.

2) That you're entitled to such an explanation.

It could be you've just got Aspergers or something and so genuinely just don't realise each of the above statements is false (that would not seem improbable given how often you announce that you "don't get" things). So, just this once, I'll say: I think I'm right in saying this doesn't make sense to any of us. Which is why we're taking around the subject rather than about it: it's just something to do, fellah. There's no deep and meaningful purpose to it.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 9:04:21 AM
@MacGuffin
I posted this
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Honestly, I just don't understand the video. Simple explanation would've been nice. Not taking the piss here.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 8:08:06 AM
LOL! - they've changed those photos round since I posted. You'll need to visit the site if you want to see the real photos. :)

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:38:42 AM
I'm confused. No joke, what is the point of this video?


8-bit, the day you're *not* confused and *do* get anything posted on IAB, that'll be the day to report your state of mind to us. Until then, this is just yet another in a long line of items you "don't get".

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:23:29 AM
I find this site quite interesting in terms of height/weight comparisons. It provides a photographic record of people at a range of weights, heights and genders. There is no example of anyone at 6 feet and 100lbs. This is the closest at that height and 120lbs:



The nearest woman is 6'1" and 157 lbs:


8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 4:48:40 AM
I'm confused. No joke, what is the point of this video?

Mikeol
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 6 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 4:05:28 AM
What the f@&# did I just watch

thubanstar
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 800 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 3:01:27 AM
Dead-kittens,

You can weigh whatever, your ratio of muscle to fat matters too. Women are actually supposed to have a bit higher fat content than men, even the skinny gals. Six feet at a hundred pounds is anorexic for a woman. Shoot, I'm only five two, and I was TINY at 115 back in the day.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4158 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 2:14:44 AM
I don't get it

Dead-Kittens
Male, 30-39, Canada
 981 Posts
Saturday, December 15, 2012 7:18:05 PM
I must have skipped over the blurb about 6' 100 lbs and its completely possible and healthy... in high school i was 5'9 90 lbs and on the wrestling team.. ARM BAR FROM HELL MUAHAHHAH... after high school 5'11 and 1118 for a few years, then 128 for a few... now 160...still under my ideal but the BMI is a total load of horsepoo.

Naitsirhc88
Male, 18-29, Western US
 361 Posts
Saturday, December 15, 2012 6:37:58 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Saturday, December 15, 2012 5:08:34 PM

6 foot and 100 lbs..... sounds healthy.


ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2302 Posts
Saturday, December 15, 2012 4:42:26 PM
TIMMAY!!!!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Saturday, December 15, 2012 4:26:33 PM

Short version... "I would be Barbie."

But ya ARE Blanche! Ya ARE in that chair!!!!


MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Saturday, December 15, 2012 2:40:30 PM
Six foot and a hundred pounds? You'd be dead, or close to it, since you'd have a BMI of 13.6

I'm 5' 9", when I weighed myself last I was just under 11 stone, and IAB has seen photos of me. Even at my lightest, after a fairly serious operation and hospital stay where I couldn't eat for a week, I've only ever been just under nine stone at this height. And I felt lousy, like I could blow away with the wind!

Women have a tough enough time targeting unrealistic body ideals. Don't aim for the 'ideal' of womanhood described in this video, ladies! ;)

Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1051 Posts
Saturday, December 15, 2012 2:17:17 PM
Holy poo. Good thing I wasn't high or I would've died laughing. Luckily my stomach just really really hurts

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3158 Posts
Saturday, December 15, 2012 1:43:53 PM
Way to be a douchebag, Fancy.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Friday, December 14, 2012 1:20:22 PM
Link: If I Could Be a Woman [Rate Link] - Would this be considered spoken-word poetry?


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