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We've Got To Break Up (Song A Day #1435)

Hits: 8413 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: fancylad
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cfwestdotie
Male, 18-29, Europe
 125 Posts
Sunday, December 09, 2012 5:12:22 PM
serious case of jaundice

inaria
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1521 Posts
Sunday, December 09, 2012 1:09:22 AM
@turdburglar o.O what kind of women are you dating that intentionally sabotage birth control to get pregnant against your consent (I am assuming sabotage here since the alternative is--what? convincing you to not wear a condom or something, in which case that would be your fault)? Crazy hoes that's for sure. Maybe it's time you got to know some sane women...

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11796 Posts
Saturday, December 08, 2012 9:01:26 PM
Actually, @turdburglar, I'm not entirely sure why either of the two prior posts should have offended you. Were you aborted as a baby? Were you the product of the union between a hobo and a Pokeball? If either is the case, I apologise. I have nothing against aborted foetuses (I'm sure I'm responsible for several), hobos with Pokeballs. Although I must say, the former is the more fun on a Saturday night.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11796 Posts
Saturday, December 08, 2012 8:48:36 PM
@turdburglar Nantucket is in Western US, I take it?

godthaab
Male, 18-29, Canada
 220 Posts
Saturday, December 08, 2012 4:55:12 PM
Terrible song; predictable melody and it only uses about 5 notes. gimmeabreak

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4158 Posts
Saturday, December 08, 2012 4:26:22 AM
Not to change the subject, but you poor bastards being manipulated by your women into getting them pregnant are just effing idiots. If you don't want a baby, take the responsibility yourself. Get fixed, wear a condom, something. But blaming a woman over your poor choice in GFs is just sour grapes. If you're stupid enough to get someone pregnant, guess what, you need to effing man up.

Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Saturday, December 08, 2012 4:25:45 AM
I thought it was great... looks like I'm in a bit of a minority here tho.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3410 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 9:40:20 PM

Dracula - Well, I read about a guy from Nantucket.
His d1ck was so long he could suck it.

Maybe I should have said "can be" instead of "are", but this is the internet, so you can join the guy from Nantucket.





sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2456 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 8:17:46 PM
You mnow for some the clock never ticks.
Mine is digital I think.

Doubt if she will change her mi nd on this.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11796 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 7:42:36 PM
"If SHE was the one who wanted kids, and the guy didn't, she would just "accidentally" get pregnant. When it comes to babies women are selfish and manipulative."

I read of a guy that gave his GF a Morning After Smoothie the next day but got busted.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 7:31:52 PM

The mean the act is breaking up, right?
We wont be subjected to any more from them?

Break out the CHAMPAGNE!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11796 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 7:08:40 PM
He looks like a hobo and she ... WTF is going on with her makeup? Olive-orange skin tones and Pokeball eyes.

rickwhite
Male, 30-39, Canada
 151 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 7:05:56 PM
Suicism... SO. F--kin' true.

She is definitely having kids... just not with this guy.
Some day soon... her cat will NOT be enough.
She'll hook up with a guy hotter than this one, and then get married and have kids... quickly.

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4531 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 7:05:49 PM
That was not good.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3410 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 7:05:08 PM

This is possibly the WORST POST IN THE HISTORY OF IAB. If you have any value for your time, do not click.

Sucism - Exactly what I was thinking. Also...If SHE was the one who wanted kids, and the guy didn't, she would just "accidentally" get pregnant. When it comes to babies women are selfish and manipulative.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 6:34:33 PM
never heard of them, also this way boring

danagamer
Male, 30-39, Western US
 694 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 5:20:15 PM
Dude, you do NOT want kids.

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3668 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 5:12:43 PM
Who else is game for entering the pool that she's gonna get knocked up within the next 3 years?

TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2565 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 4:48:49 PM
...meh...

h2oxy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 310 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 4:31:11 PM
This is... this is just depressing. Thanks for nothing fancy.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 1:25:00 PM
Link: We've Got To Break Up (Song A Day #1435) [Rate Link] - Jonathon and Avery were together for 5 years. Then they broke up and wrote a song about the split.


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