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How To Be A Fat Ninja [Pic]

Hits: 11525 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 6:45:35 AM
My husband likes to "dominate" the $1 menu....it is so embarrassing when I go out to get what he wants too. I only order 1 burger and 1 fry....but I'm the fat one and he is the skinny one. *annoyed*

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12146 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 4:13:35 AM
If you want to eat yourself into an early double-wide grave, nobody's going to stop you. You may as well ignore the perceived criticism.

Is it a good idea? Heck no.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3331 Posts
Friday, December 07, 2012 1:25:00 AM
"Think Fat, Be Fat."

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6401 Posts
Thursday, December 06, 2012 11:03:54 PM
I once knew a guy who ordered women's clothing that way. Not at the drive-thru, but the same principle.

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Thursday, December 06, 2012 7:56:02 PM
i personally don't eat fast food more than twice a month, if that much.

Way to hurt the economy and be a sanctimonious higher ground judgmental douche.

j/k

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11688 Posts
Thursday, December 06, 2012 7:55:47 PM
ninja = lazy bastard

draino123
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 567 Posts
Thursday, December 06, 2012 7:53:49 PM
collegebound: and friend and i once spent $40 at burger king for just ourselves (i ordered most of it...).>>>>> i bet all each of you got was a triple cheese burger king sized combo. [prices be trippin]

klaxor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 647 Posts
Thursday, December 06, 2012 7:18:13 PM
I think the real question is how much do you have to order for "ordering for different people" to be a reasonable assumption for the cashier to make.

wolfguy423
Male, 18-29, Western US
 169 Posts
Thursday, December 06, 2012 6:06:31 PM
wow that's depressing and just not right. how much are you eating to feel guilty or ashamed? i personally don't eat fast food more than twice a month, if that much.

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6937 Posts
Thursday, December 06, 2012 5:54:05 PM
How much do you have to order to be ashamed that you are eating it alone? Whenever I order a lot of food at a restaurant [especially fast food] I do it with pride, and show great accomplishment when conquering it.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3740 Posts
Thursday, December 06, 2012 5:38:52 PM
and friend and i once spent $40 at burger king for just ourselves (i ordered most of it...).

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1426 Posts
Thursday, December 06, 2012 4:12:18 PM
Link: How To Be A Fat Ninja [Pic] [Rate Link] - Stealth ordering at it's finest.


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