 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
 2710 Posts
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Friday, December 07, 2012 2:52:32 PM
O_O |
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 Sectsktn
Female, 30-39, Western US
174 Posts
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Friday, December 07, 2012 12:17:13 AM
Nothing wrong with keeping things clean... |
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 Chirpe
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
21 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 5:22:03 PM
Ahm... Sure... "Mom"... |
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 sicker
Female, 30-39, Canada
319 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 5:06:08 PM
Why are we boiling dicks? |
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 Discobiscuit
Male, 18-29, Western US
543 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 2:53:52 PM
But if guys use toys that's weird and perverted
standards and stuff |
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 jacobsona29
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
200 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 12:53:04 PM
So not fair. She has a Feel-doh or what ever it's called. Basically a strapless, insertable strapon. |
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carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4017 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 8:13:59 AM
Which one of her girl friends owns the harness that these go into...? |
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 SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
440 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 8:00:55 AM
No doubt this belongs to the infamous Octopussy. Sadly, she can only keep 2 jiving at the same time. |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2401 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 6:50:09 AM
Or she just cleans her stuff before her friends come over. That one on the bottom is supposed to be shared... |
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 Siolas
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
139 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 4:36:23 AM
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 Dr_Sexy
Male, 30-39, Europe
1509 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 3:08:48 AM
coq au vin? Huh de hur huh |
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 gary8162
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
655 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 1:15:51 AM
Soup.
It's not just for dinner anymore. |
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 Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2695 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 1:13:09 AM
Obviously trying to build the legendary MEGA DILDO. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5504 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 12:56:06 AM
ByOwlPost
I fear you have had bad relationships in the past  |
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 ByOwlPost
Female, 18-29, Western US
520 Posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2012 12:13:40 AM
You know those toys you could get as a kid, they were usually dinosaurs and a few other things? You'd drop them in water and they'd eventually become 20x their original size? That's what comes to mind here.. |
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
949 Posts
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Wednesday, December 05, 2012 11:58:12 PM
cleaned or soup |
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 Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Wednesday, December 05, 2012 11:49:10 PM
check out the giant feldoe down the bottom, mum is a real kinky bitch ... ps love your mum |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25554 Posts
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Wednesday, December 05, 2012 9:52:32 PM
"Bobby, I found these in your room under your bed.
They were dirty so I cleaned them." |
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SageBlue
Male, 30-39, Western US
49 Posts
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Wednesday, December 05, 2012 9:42:33 PM
The phrase is, eat a bowl of dick. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8710 Posts
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Wednesday, December 05, 2012 9:36:46 PM
Reminds me of this. |
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intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
877 Posts
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Wednesday, December 05, 2012 9:11:02 PM
"This puts a whole new spin on the phrase "boiled nuts"."
Since when is that a phrase? |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Wednesday, December 05, 2012 8:59:13 PM
This puts a whole new spin on the phrase "boiled nuts". |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Wednesday, December 05, 2012 8:56:24 PM
Link: Mom's Really Lonely [Pic] [Rate Link] - Every since dad left, she's just been... preoccupied. |
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