 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2269 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 10:46:51 AM
I know a brown skinned guy names Jesus, my neighbor pays him cash to cut the grass, rake/blow the leaves, he even shovels the driveway & sidewalk during winter. He does great work, real nice guy too. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5290 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 8:04:57 AM
Jesus looking suspiciously caucasian there.
I don't think I've seen many depictions of Jesus as anything but white, kind of funny that way. |
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 Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
1991 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 6:04:40 AM
Jesus looking suspiciously caucasian there. |
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 Burton_Ian
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
801 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 5:03:06 AM
"Dudes... I totally got this.." |
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 Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
308 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 4:40:49 AM
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6364 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 3:10:30 AM
If he came back Seal Team Six would double tap him in the eye. |
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 New_Guy
Male, 30-39, Europe
329 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 1:43:49 AM
that is a really good site... alot of really nice quotes like
"All May Be Saved Now Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him. Revelation 3:20(a)"
Me and Jesus are so alike... I never break and enter either. |
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 rubbiten
Male, 18-29, Europe
125 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 1:34:42 AM
i though jesus preached peace and love, not warfare |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5571 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 12:20:56 AM
At least sky wizard has joined the internet and knocked a website up |
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5571 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 12:19:54 AM
Invisible sky wizard methinks has lost his hand controller
and the game doth carry on without his intervention
He didnt make up his bed, so Daddy sky wizard, pulled the controller out of his Earth station3
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onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
1254 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 12:10:32 AM
@CoyoteKing, I think that what the ad is claiming is that fate is not in our hands. |
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 thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 9:32:50 PM
It's the Thunderdome!! And Jesus is referee! |
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 CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2994 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 9:31:43 PM
so the invisible sky wizard is in control of our military? i find this offensive on so many levels. why are these christians always trying to force their ways on others? |
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darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
1634 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 9:31:23 PM
... signifies its part of the sentence
- or ~ would signify him signing it; also helps if its on a separate line |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 8:43:14 PM
Even if it made sense it would still suck. So he's in control, he just doesn't give a drat? "Yeah, you little pissants, I'm going to sit back and watch you all kill yourselves and drat up the planet. I need entertainment." |
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TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
1187 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 8:39:42 PM
Don't worry about wars or anything, trust in Him! |
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 earplay
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
120 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 8:32:19 PM
Oh, that's great! I see he has a dot org site. Is he a 501.c.3 now? Looks like he's a stickler for the law.
Looks like General Haig meets General MacArthur meets the New Testament. |
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 LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
432 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 8:28:25 PM
... huh? |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 8:18:04 PM
He's in control?
Well he's lousing it up pretty good. |
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scapegoat7
Male, 18-29, Western US
200 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 8:17:46 PM
Still in control = Fire, destruction, war.
Um... yea. Im with davy on this. |
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 HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2913 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 8:12:47 PM
He died for our sins, but he doesn't know how an ellipsis works. |
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Burgh
Male, 40-49, Western US
259 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 7:58:24 PM
Ahhh! So it is Jesus that is griefing this RTS we call life! |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11682 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 7:40:36 PM
What is this I don't even |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 7:30:00 PM
Link: Jesus: Still Soul Brother Number One [Pic] [Rate Link] - Take that, atheists. |
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