 Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2667 Posts
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012 9:38:43 AM
pfft, he has to stand up to reach a slice of pizza, amateur |
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 SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
458 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 10:30:30 PM
We can shake our heads and look down our noses, but I'm betting it would be pretty awesome right at that moment.
I don't understand the obsession with mountain dew in the states. Unless we have a different formula here, it just tastes over sweetened. code red is okay but I don't think the regular stuff sells really well here. |
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 EVILLECUTTER
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
183 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 1:07:32 PM
DIABETES IN 3, 2, 1... |
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 LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
432 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 12:45:13 PM
Because red bull or any energy drink like that can easily induce a heart attack with one can. Mountain dew just gives you double XP and high blood pressure
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why not coca cola then? at least it got some coffeine ... |
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 rakoonhat
Female, 30-39, Southern US
653 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 10:41:18 AM
Because red bull or any energy drink like that can easily induce a heart attack with one can. Mountain dew just gives you double XP and high blood pressure |
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 nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1580 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 10:08:24 AM
He needs a haircut. |
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 Izroth
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
80 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 10:08:02 AM
After seeing this kid, I realize there is still hope for my 18-year old!!! |
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robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
824 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 7:32:19 AM
i use to live like that, but then i got a girlfriend. its a tough choice between living like that and sex. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5290 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 6:27:53 AM
More like "Introducing type 2 diabetes." |
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LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
432 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 5:33:40 AM
on a seinfeld sort of note: "what's the deal about mountain dew"? i don't get it. if you wanted gaming superpower, wouldn't you want to go for something more substantial like red bull?
or if you are really the geeky kind, concocting your own brew would surely beat an over-the-counter wuzzy fizzy drink, no? |
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LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
432 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 5:30:57 AM
ok, editor's mistake. misspelled "loco" as "cool". |
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 sirdave80
Male, 18-29, Southern US
169 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 3:03:42 AM
Just toss a grenade through the window, solve the problem. |
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 peakingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
516 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 10:18:19 PM
code red. |
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 Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
2205 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 9:48:18 PM
I bet he bleeds red syrup |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8767 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 9:30:20 PM
If being a waste of skin is cool, then this guy definitely takes it. |
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 fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1417 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 8:52:34 PM
Mom? Dad? This is... him.
*facepalm* |
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 Twinklestein
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
132 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 8:41:44 PM
I bet he's one of those idiots that pulls the tab off and drops it into the can while it's still full. |
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
956 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 8:29:38 PM
no girls - no surprise |
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rickwhite
Male, 30-39, Canada
126 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 7:42:32 PM
I used to love Mountain Dew.
Stopped drinking sugary drinks a couple years ago.
I had a mountain dew a few weeks back, just for a treat...
I could barely finish it... the sugar was overwhelming. |
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 thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 7:38:19 PM
Who knew not throwing out trash would be cool again? Someone alert the hoarders! |
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 Buzzard250
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
345 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 7:32:51 PM
LAN PARTY!! |
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 Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2712 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 7:29:19 PM
Live fast, die young and leave a fat stinkin corpse. |
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 Ripper398
Male, 18-29, Western US
1314 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 6:44:50 PM
Let's not and say we did. |
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 Roland
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
157 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 6:35:00 PM
This kids pancreas is about to crap out. |
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 Naz14
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
801 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 6:27:23 PM
looks like my boyfriends computer desk... only its code red mountain dew :P |
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