 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 10219 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 8:56:55 AM
Anyway today is "World AIDS Day".
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 LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
432 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 6:01:24 AM
and "curling championship" does not refer to schecter5's comment.
(have you exited puberty yet, dude?) |
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LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
432 Posts
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Monday, December 03, 2012 5:54:58 AM
this video is as exciting as a curling championship and as erotic as the canadian remake of "nikita".
lol & thanks @ drakulya's comment, though. |
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 obhwfgirl
Female, 18-29, Western US
553 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 6:28:14 PM
"give it a minute or two and wheel be like old faithful She'll be. Cumming and honestly she'll be so impressed she'll put up with your anime collection."
As a woman, if you think it's that simple, then either your girl is faking or you've never actually done it.
Personally, I have a fantastic sex life, but it isn't because of my boyfriend's technical skills. He makes me comfortable. I take charge for my Big O and he is accepting of whatever I need to make it happen. He's able to put his ego aside and, as a good gentleman does, always puts ladies first. If my boyfriend was always trying to prove his prowess to me (his ego) instead of letting me call the shots (my pleasure), I would end up really bored and frustrated.
You're welcome. |
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 Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2685 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 12:39:39 PM
"Don't be a morron"
Yeeeeaaahhhh, way to go with the caption........ |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25621 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 11:15:40 AM
"give it a minute or two and..."
If you really think it happens that fast then she was faking it to get you to leave. |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6308 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 7:17:18 AM
"Curl your fingers up towards her belly button, open then close the fingers (in relation to your palm assuming you're doing this from the front) and profit."
And if you discover a prostate, leave quickly without exchanging phone numbers. |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1398 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 5:15:40 AM
In nine months time she'll be chasing his ass for maintenance, that's the difference. |
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 broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
701 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 4:35:54 AM
For rocky908:
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 JaundiceCake
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
680 Posts
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Sunday, December 02, 2012 1:02:12 AM
That was the best post I've ever read, Schecter5. |
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 Ripper398
Male, 18-29, Western US
1314 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 7:39:04 PM
Yeah, it was quiet and wasn't exciting at all. |
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 schecter5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
391 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 6:53:00 PM
Well, I get my gf to organ before we even have sex so I just feel like a god for the whole 4 minutes it lasts.
It's called the g-spot.
Curl your fingers up towards her belly button, open then close the fingers (in relation to your palm assuming you're doing this from the front) and profit.
give it a minute or two and wheel be like old faithful She'll be. Cumming and honestly she'll be so impressed she'll put up with your anime collection.
Thank me later. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25621 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 4:09:35 PM
@ ByOwlPost - I think you're wrong, she wasn't faking it.
A guy can always tell when a girl fakes it.
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gpaglen
Male, 60-69, Eastern US
22 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 3:53:49 PM
Nice photography. |
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rocky908
Male, 18-29, Europe
1 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 3:37:20 PM
I like when words such as moron are misspelled. |
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 Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
930 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 2:05:15 PM
hey piperfawn! you spelled "fake" wrong |
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 ByOwlPost
Female, 18-29, Western US
520 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 1:29:49 PM
Alother example of an excellent woman actor. ;) lol |
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 huskernut97
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
11 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 12:51:03 PM
I want those two minutes of my life back |
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 piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
3160 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 12:12:37 PM
Anyway today is "World AIDS Day". |
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scapegoat7
Male, 18-29, Western US
200 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 12:05:42 PM
So a guy walks into a CVS to buy condoms. He was a virgin, so when he saw all the types and sizes
and flavors and whatnot he got very confused and decided he ought to ask a pharmacist for help.
He did so, and the pharmacist that helped him seemd very nice and explained everything for him.
After the guy had chosen and bought a pack, he called his girfriend to say he'd finally got them.
She said that if they were going to get it on she wanted him to meet her parents first.
They made plans to have dinner at her parents house and when they arrived har family was already at the table, waiting.
They sat down and the boy immediatly started praying.
When he finally looked up the girl said "I never knew you were religious."
The boy replied "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist." |
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 Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
1270 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 11:47:41 AM
"Screwing with a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat."
I like Daniel Tosh's analogy. Sex with a condom is like picking up dog poop with a bag on your hand. You know you should be freaking out right now because there is poop in your hand, but you don't feel anything so you can't freak out. |
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 BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6533 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 11:37:08 AM
of course it looks the same, we're only seeing the girls face. |
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briandarf
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
91 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 11:06:05 AM
Yes, the feeling of with or without a condom is night and day. People who disagree must be so over-eager to get laid, screwing rubber is a step-up from what they're used to. |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 10:52:24 AM
@ Piperfawn 
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25621 Posts
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Saturday, December 01, 2012 10:45:44 AM
I could tell the differance.
He looked bored. |
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