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Why Women Fake Orgasms... [Pic+]

Hits: 14049 | Rating: (1.6) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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PirateNinja
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 121 Posts
Monday, November 26, 2012 12:40:26 PM
I seriously pity your wife, insane. lauriloo "can't come well enough for [her] partner to notice"?! WTF is wrong with you, man? You clearly know less than nothing about pleasing women or how we work.

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Thursday, November 22, 2012 8:05:39 PM
Lauriloo: I have sympathy for you. You are apparently incapable of cumming well enough for your partner to notice.

I have been with my wife longer than I haven't. I know what she likes but we still find new things to try with each other.

Furthermore, women who fake it don't deserve an orgasm. Honesty in a relationship is critical, even if it hurts the feelings of your partner.

Bakcagain21
Male, 18-29, Europe
 553 Posts
Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:41:31 PM
I like it with a new partner, you explore and see what makes her moan more. There are some Orgams that can be faked (her entire body vibrating). I did love it when my ex told me the only time she 'faked it' was once and it wasn't her faking it, it was me just thinking she'd came when she hadn't.

coreythestar
Female, 30-39, Canada
 8 Posts
Thursday, November 22, 2012 11:22:43 AM
Worst article I've ever read. It might as well have been called, "Why do women do anything? Because our purpose on earth is to make men happy."

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1804 Posts
Thursday, November 22, 2012 11:19:10 AM
"All women produce the squish unless there is something wrong with them. This is natural lubrication of the vagina. "

Lubrication happens all throughout sex and usually way before, if the guy is decent at the pre-sex seduction thing. Soooo, it's no indication of orgasm. Why the hell would lubrication suddenly come out when it's OVER?

Conversely, if a woman is dry, it doesn't necessarily mean she's not interested. It just means she doesn't lubricate well and needs a break to get some lube.

I loooooove when men try to tell women how their bodies work. Especially when they say "ALL women do X" That's why some men are bad at sex. They assume they know how things work and don't bother asking the woman. What worked with one woman doesn't with the next. And porn won't tell you anything because porn is mainly designed for a man's point of view, not what women actually want.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3160 Posts
Thursday, November 22, 2012 8:45:01 AM
Women fake a lot of things.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:58:46 AM
I'd like to hear what Todd Akin has to say.

Misfit-Mutt
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 347 Posts
Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:51:28 AM
This article was indeed dumb.

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1905 Posts
Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:47:22 AM
"I thought it was cause a lot of guys are s hit in bed"

Or that women are built in such a way that makes one wonder if they were even meant to enjoy it at all. :p

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:27:32 AM
Well, this was stupid. I think I may have lost a few I.Q points there. The faking it yeah I guess... But if I'm paying for your meal you damn well better eat it >.< screw being womanly as long as you're no pig about it...

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2108 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 6:59:51 PM
"BTW: I did my internship in the IT department of a porn company"

you couldn't have ever been short of a few floppies at the end of the day for the overnight backup then.

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 5:28:18 PM
@Lauriloo: All women produce the squish unless there is something wrong with them. This is natural lubrication of the vagina.

Only a few women actually squirt this fluid, most of the women who "squirt" are actually pissing.

BTW: I did my internship in the IT department of a porn company, I know a lot more than I ever wanted to.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2108 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 4:03:24 PM
It's not only women that do it sometimes... I know I've faked coming a few times too. For about the same reasons as were on that link really. It was a lot easier than bluntly saying 'you're not really doing it for me right now'.

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3158 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 3:44:47 PM
'you know women cum right? there is a large wave of juice that occurs when a female orgasms'

Porn can be pretty misleading dude. Not every girl does this.

maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
 899 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 3:14:47 PM
@ Selous

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you have a small penis.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1804 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:38:40 PM
"you know women cum right?"

You know all women are different, right? Female ejaculation generally depends on two things: G-spot stimulation and the presence of Skene's glands. Skene's glands vary widely from woman to woman and some women have none at all.

So don't count on every woman "squirting" to show you she has had an orgasm. Most women don't.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4119 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 1:58:04 PM
I thought it was cause a lot of guys are s hit in bed.

kingdomCome
Male, 18-29, Europe
 335 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 1:32:57 PM
yeahno, you can tell if a girl fakes it, like has been said, they can fake writhing and moaning but not everything...also if my wife tells me it ain't gonna happen, I accept it, lay back and enjoy my turn...what's the problem?
...then again I am in a healthy relationship where talking about things is normal.

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 1:13:44 PM
"um, that's YOU finishing, not the woman. Women don't fake when it's working. They fake when it's not. Your statement makes no sense."

you know women cum right? there is a large wave of juice that occurs when a female orgasms, if you do it really right they squirt a little bit, most noticable if you do it with your mouth

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1718 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 1:06:17 PM
maybe this is just the guy in me saying this, but all i was able to read was blah blah blah women are crazy. i swear it said that somewhere, it may be out of context, but thats all i was able to take away from any of this. that and men who cant please their women should feel insecure.

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 11:42:06 AM
Oh come on, it's not like they actually enjoy sex!

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1804 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 11:30:36 AM
"Noises and writhing can be faked but women cannot fake that telltale squish of love pudding when the job is done right."

um, that's YOU finishing, not the woman. Women don't fake when it's working. They fake when it's not. Your statement makes no sense.

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 11:08:12 AM
#1 is about the only accurate one. #3 "Why We Never Eat the Last Bite of Our Sandwich/Hamburger" I don't think so. Who the hell doesn't eat all the food? I understand if you are full but to not eat it just because is stupid.

elderban99
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 180 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 11:01:54 AM
Is it me, or does the chick on the left look like she has a really long dangly-boob?

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:54:23 AM
Noises and writhing can be faked but women cannot fake that telltale squish of love pudding when the job is done right.

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