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Fat Problems

Hits: 6989 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11876 Posts
Monday, November 19, 2012 7:56:25 AM
and?

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Sunday, November 18, 2012 11:28:18 PM
aaawwww, kitteh9lives... you're usually so much better than this

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3812 Posts
Sunday, November 18, 2012 5:49:08 PM
Gerry1of1 probably an american tourist in Europe with a rented car...

Anshin
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 126 Posts
Sunday, November 18, 2012 11:57:00 AM
@spanerbulb
obviously didn't watch the end.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13534 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 9:11:41 PM
I've heard & read that it was a complete POS, eh?

The body was pretty crappy. It was gelcoat over fiberglass, and the gelcoat tended to crack and delaminate. Also, the doors were operated by a hydraulic pump from a Ford convertible top, and it was badly undersized for the weight of the doors, so it used to blow seals all the time (no penguin jokes). Other than that, though, it was great. It had a Ford 351 Windsor small block with a C4 automatic, and it ran like a turpentined cat. I used to race it in SCCA autocross, and I usually finished 1st or 2nd in my class.

BTW, I chose that picture because mine was green, too, and it looked just like that.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24427 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 12:03:00 PM
"Checker" = my cat is sleeping on my left arm... darn typos!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24427 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 12:01:42 PM
@OldOllie: you actually owned a Bricklin? Canada's most famously government subsidized car? lolz!
I've heard & read that it was a complete POS, eh?


Nice!



I thought Messerschmitt made a front-opening car, but no, it was a "bubble-top" as you can see.

@CaptK: Checked Stationwagon! Awesome machine! I've turned green as your avatar with jealousy!

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2040 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 10:06:33 AM
Holeymoley Piperfawn, That one looks a bit fancier than the one he had, but that's a ringer.
The man taught me cars by helping me re-build an old Checker Marathon station wagon- '64, I think- but he never did get that little car of his going as he lacked parts, and couldn't fabricate what he needed.
Thanks for the pic- brings back some good memories.

xCANDACEx
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 283 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 8:45:02 AM
aww...I just wanna give him a hug!

spanerbulb
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1247 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 4:42:02 AM
All he needed to do was lean in let off the handbrake and push the damn car out, hardly a mensa related task. Silly fat fuc*er.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5465 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 4:09:07 AM
He'll go straight home now and eat some comfort food.

CreamK
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1000 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 3:16:02 AM
You need to be anorexic to fit thru that hole.. Regular 70-80kg male has very little chance..

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16908 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 12:11:53 AM
These kind of car doors would definitely help.


sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2460 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 9:42:59 PM
The bag of fruit on the windscreen poor guy

penguinazul
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 472 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 9:11:30 PM
That happened to me a lot when I was fat. Strangely enough, it doesn't happen to me near as often now that I've lost weight. Maybe I'm just smaller, IDK.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13534 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 8:59:27 PM
I used to have a Bricklin with gullwing doors.



The doors only needed 11" to open, but this old lady in a big Mercury Medicare pulled in so close I couldn't open the door to get in without hitting her right-side mirror. She was several inches over the line, so I asked her please to move her car. She asked sarcastically, "How is this MY problem? You're the one with the funny doors. I'll move it when I'm done shopping. You'll just have to wait."

I said, "That's fine, as long as you won't be needing your side-view mirror any longer." When she realized what I was about to do, she moved her car.

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3812 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 7:25:26 PM

CaptKangaroo
Was BMW Isetta?

kree_
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 301 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 7:10:23 PM
Ukranian license plates

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16908 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 6:57:52 PM
I hate assh*les that park like that, people should get a fine or ticket for doing that sh|t.

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2040 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 6:37:37 PM
Long ago and far away, my first girlfriend's uncle had a very small import car that he was rebuilding; I don't remember the make or model, or whether it had four wheels or just three. What I do recall, is that it had just one door- the entire front of the vehicle opened up like a book, you got in, and closed the front up. The front part had the steering wheel and dashboard just like any other car.
Long story long, I think those cars were made for folks shaped like this guy, as the car was pretty much round.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4414 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 5:14:37 PM
Oi! Gerry1of1, the bits of writing did not look European to me, they were distinctly Russian. This is obviously a cheap Russian copy of an American clip. Also being a European, I'm not as fat as I look. (Or so people tell me)

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 4:40:43 PM

I just want to point out, for the record, that this is NOT in the USA!

Take that EUROPE you fat slags!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24427 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 4:39:29 PM
LOLZ!
While it looks a little "staged" there's plenty to laugh about in this video!

1:40 "Thinner than you" =/= Thin enough to get in...

The music was nice too!

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1399 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 4:03:02 PM
Link: Fat Problems [Rate Link] - A can opener might have helped...or a diet.


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