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How to Breeze Through Border Check Points

Hits: 9230 | Rating: (3.6) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Vligon
Male, 18-29, Canada
 592 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 4:11:53 PM
rofl

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 3:52:46 PM
Funny, unless you get someone who actually wants to talk to you about it. Then you're screwed.

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2304 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 12:44:20 PM
lololololol

imanironchef
Female, 18-29, Australia
 38 Posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012 3:21:13 AM
funny.... i like that guy... simple

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14521 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 9:37:31 PM
LOLOLOLOL!

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2657 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 8:39:37 PM
roflmao

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2491 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 5:22:44 PM
haha omg finally a use for jehova witnesses

ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
 5329 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 3:43:13 PM
pretty much what gerry said

also, while driving behind my mexican friend through a D.U.I. check point, in the middle of the day, he was stopped and asked for I.D., i however was waved on through!!! WHITE POW--wait....

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11341 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 1:42:34 PM
with a tanned complexion, a beard, a robe, and a backpack with a fuse hanging out would have been a bigger challenge

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 1:42:28 PM

I get through much quicker. Here's how I do it.

1: Pull up slowly.
2: Roll down driver's window.
3: Let Border Patrol Agent see I'm white.
4: Breeze on through.


MountainBord
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1898 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 1:29:28 PM
ya BUT. HE MIGHT. have had some illegal things in his trunk lol ! Nice!

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3715 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 12:19:46 PM
So what? He's white and doesn't have a foreign accent. I'm not impressed.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10287 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:51:36 AM
I wonder if a spanish speaker were to try that.

chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1963 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:36:15 AM
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5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25864 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:31:13 AM
Naw, Border Guards can "hold you" for 1 hour without question! All that guard has to do is say: "Pull over there" and 59 minutes later you'll wish you'd been nicer to him...

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17245 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:27:51 AM
I like it, See it pays to be a Christian.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5718 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:27:51 AM
lol. That's hilarious.

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2076 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:06:16 AM
So, basically this is how those pesky door-to-door Pentecostals got into the country...

WorstCaseOnt
Male, 30-39, Canada
 215 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:02:49 AM
good one to try with telemarketers...

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3399 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:02:27 AM
Hahaha! Win.

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1448 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2012 9:47:33 AM
Link: How to Breeze Through Border Check Points [Rate Link] - Just ask one question. This question.


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