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 inaria
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1512 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 10:08:03 PM
IDK why I keep clicking on these. They aren't funny, just annoying. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16887 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 6:35:29 PM
@MattPrince: Different version, same passage, NO context. Read ALL of Luke 1, it's right there! Mary was preggers before she was even married Joseph! She also had 8 other children too... (after Jesus, obviously!) |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16887 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 6:32:05 PM
God impregnated a virgin without her knowledge or consent.
@HG: See? You're TROLLING and I've caught you Red Handed!
TROLLOLO-lo-lo!
Either: You're lieing about familiarity with the Bible...
OR You're an idiot who cannot remember simple facts.
Luke 1 Especially 38: And Mary said, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be to me according to your word."
Read the whole thing for context. Angel Gabriel tells her that she, a virgin with no husband, is going to have a baby, THAT is her reply.
MAry was friends with Elizabeth, who was John The Baptist's mother... FFS this is BASIC stuff!
I await your apology AND your admission that I know MORE about the Bible than you, AND/OR an admission of trolling.
(It could be both, you could be trolling AND ingnorent). |
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 HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2888 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 4:58:45 PM
MattPrince
"Was it rape? I thought Mary agreed to the whole heavenly bukkake thing."
If I remember correctly she wasn't asked, she was told. |
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 MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
2221 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 4:29:12 PM
Was it rape? I thought Mary agreed to the whole heavenly bukkake thing.
An angel came in unto her, god was with her, and the holy spirit came over her.
"And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her."
Of course that's the story she told Joseph... |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2888 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 4:22:52 PM
5Cats
"@HG: Someday you'll actually OPEN that book you constantly MIS-quote... *sigh* "
Oh I've read it lots of times. It's fantastic.
God impregnated a virgin without her knowledge or consent. Totally rape. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5504 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 3:57:57 PM
patchgrabber
Nice one haven't seen that for ages |
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5504 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 3:55:53 PM
Legitimate rape.
Is there such a thing? |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16887 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 1:48:31 PM
@turdy: Since we're all "children of God" that would make it incest to know up a human, eh?
(hee hee, unintentional Biblical typo! "knock up" obviously)
Muppets Say: Yup!
It's not like I haven't heard all the religion bashing before... |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16887 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 1:42:28 PM
@skytz: I know, it's like cheating, eh?
@patchy: Classic, Canadian cartoon!
@HG: Someday you'll actually OPEN that book you constantly MIS-quote... *sigh*
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 turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
1775 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 1:42:21 PM
I guess that would technically make him a bastard. |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2888 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 12:06:41 PM
Another little known fact: Jesus was the product of rape. Legitimate rape. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5252 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 12:05:35 PM
This always reminds me of the log driver's waltz |
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 skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
687 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 11:58:06 AM
he could walk on water after all |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Friday, November 09, 2012 11:49:10 AM
Link: Another Little Known Fact About Jesus [Pic] [Rate Link] - World champion competitive log roller. |
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