 Xprez
Male, 30-39, Western US
 282 Posts
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Thursday, November 08, 2012 9:41:23 PM
It's saying without church, your life is the equivalent of an unwiped a$$.......  |
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 tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
1180 Posts
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Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:59:13 AM
Maybe sacrificing toilet paper makes us realize how lucky we are to have toilet paper. |
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 slenderboy
Male, 18-29, Asia
25 Posts
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Tuesday, November 06, 2012 1:29:43 AM
i know !
you poo = sin
toilet paper = church
so no toilet paper can clean your poo.
no church can clear your sin !
GENIUS ! |
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slenderboy
Male, 18-29, Asia
25 Posts
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Tuesday, November 06, 2012 1:16:39 AM
i know !
you poo = sin
toilet paper = church
so no toilet paper can clean your poo.
no church can clear your sin !
GENIUS ! |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16887 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 10:45:19 PM
Assume 5cats is a phd? Maybe a phd of comedy. Snicker.
Thanks @ExtraCredit!
It takes one of me to guess that 5Cats is a little bonkers.
@Fancysucksss: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
I'm not a "little" bonkers, I'm a LOT bonkers... it would take 11 of you to understand just how bonkers I am! ...Are? ...Is! |
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 HiEv
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
384 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 9:41:59 PM
I think it means that the church has kidnapped your toilet paper, so you better go there and worship their imaginary friend or the TP gets it! ;-D |
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 ExtraCredit
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
435 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 8:40:04 PM
A soul without the attending the advertising church leaves your soul as dirty as a poo hole without bung fodder? |
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ExtraCredit
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
435 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 8:36:05 PM
Assume 5cats is a phd? Maybe a phd of comedy. Snicker. |
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 YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
662 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 7:45:18 PM
If you run out of toilet paper, just use the bible? |
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 dkm458
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
12 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 1:16:12 PM
PHD? Piled Higher and Deeper? |
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 Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
1051 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 1:13:04 PM
It takes one of me to guess that 5Cats is a little bonkers. |
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TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
1183 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 1:09:23 PM
Livmight: exactly! |
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 HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2888 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 12:15:28 PM
5Cats
That was, ummm, interesting.... |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16887 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 11:51:44 AM
Anything Jesus dying earned humanity God could have given to us himself without the torture. Right?
Wrong.
That's a seperate, TWO HOUR lecture. Yes I know that much! |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16887 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 11:48:57 AM
You ever ask yourself what does that even mean?
@HG: I know EXACTLY what it means. WHY do you always (yes, every single solitary time) ASSUME I know zippo about any given subject I speak of? If I'm saying it? Chances are REALLY HIGH I know what I'm talking about! Unless you see a "afaik" or "iirc" or "I'm guessing" attached to it? Assume I'm a PHD and proceed accordingly. 
I could spend an HOUR explaining it, I know that much. Nevermind a 1000 character limit.
>>I know so much, it would take 11 of you to understand how much I know!!!<<
(I made that up the other day, at least I hope I'm the first to say it. Brilliant, eh?)
Now, if @FancyLad would SEND ME A PASSWORD to the CHAT ROOM like I asked... (grrrr) we could discuss it there, but nooooo. |
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 SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
441 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 10:12:41 AM
The ad obviously means you're missing an empty toilet paper roll, so if you go there to church you'll have the benefit of wiping your butt with a cardboard tube, or bring your own corncob. |
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2888 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 9:31:24 AM
5Cats
"God so loved the world He gave His only Son so that we shall not perish but have life everlasting."
You ever ask yourself what does that even mean? He had a son for the sole purpose of being tortured to death. WHY? What purpose did that serve? Anything Jesus dying earned humanity God could have given to us himself without the torture. Right? |
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 AtheistAlien
Male, 30-39, Western US
772 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 8:33:41 AM
They are finally telling the truth. You should wipe your ass with the bible! |
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 TheRATH
Male, 40-49, Southern US
28 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 7:04:14 AM
Looks like a pooty ad to me. |
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 Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
724 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 6:45:36 AM
I would be more religious if when I died for 3 minutes I saw anything. Not so much, just glad I can walk again.
Funny.. when I mention this to people they become a doctor and say I wasn't really dead. Like the religiously ignorant now know volumes of medical knowledge. Total organ failure and no heartbeat for 3 minutes is dead. I was just lucky, thats all.
There is no god, I would have met him or hs buddy down below. If there was anything I'd let you know. |
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Livmight
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 6:10:50 AM
You don't know what you are missing until you really need it. |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2403 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 6:03:58 AM
Wayoldman, that is not what it says. |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6285 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 5:13:28 AM
I've figured out what to do with my bible. |
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Modwain
Male, 30-39, Europe
156 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 5:04:40 AM
Religion is, in itself a funny thing. Far be it from me to say wether a religio is right or wrong, wether i am part of it or not.
But, does god love the world? according to the bible, yes for he sent his only son etc etc.
but here comes the catch 22.
If you dont believe or even worse, dont obey in either god or his son, there is no love for you, nope, you will have the wrath of god.
Oh, and disobeying teh word of god is both hard and easy. i mean, sure, thou shalt not kill is easy. But how about judge not lest thou be judged? i havent met manny a christian that upheld this one.
Religion is a personal thing, it should not condemn those that frown upon it.
but at the same time, those that frown upon religion, be big enough not to condemn any religion that is not your own
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Wayoldman
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
53 Posts
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Monday, November 05, 2012 4:01:46 AM
No the Bible isn't written by God. It is inspired by God. |
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