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What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? [Pic]

Hits: 9279 | Rating: (1.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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slenderboy
Male, 18-29, Asia
 28 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 5:39:44 AM
so the only thing that multiplies is the chicken

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14822 Posts
Saturday, November 03, 2012 8:54:00 PM
Metalcraze, the first chicken could have hatched from a soft-shelled egg. However, all the genetic material for the first chicken was present in the first egg, but not in either of its parents.

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2602 Posts
Saturday, November 03, 2012 5:16:16 AM
I'd like to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without his motivations being questioned.

Metalcraze
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 101 Posts
Saturday, November 03, 2012 1:34:26 AM
n the summer of 2010, British researchers cracked the problem when they discovered that the protein necessary to create the eggshell was made exclusively in the ovaries of the chicken. So the chicken had to come first, because the eggshell can't be made without that protein.


sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 10:36:28 PM
Why did chicken cross the road?
To go to the other Starbucks

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14822 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 9:46:03 PM
Actually, it's a philosophical/religious question. If you believe in Biblical creation, the chicken came first, since God created the birds and the beasts as fully formed animals.

However, if you believe in evolution, the first chicken was the mutated offspring of two animals that were similar to, but not quite, chickens. Since an egg is genetically identical to the organism that hatches from it, the first chicken came from the first chicken egg.

Actually, though, I think this pretty much settles it:


Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 9:02:29 PM
Going by that cartoon, clearly the Egg

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 6:34:16 PM
"I think your chicken's leaking oil..."

Dead-Kittens
Male, 30-39, Canada
 986 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 4:50:56 PM
Jezuz christ people think outside the box...Lizards have eggs.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 4:42:52 PM
I don't know what happened between being an egg you say doesn't contain a chicken, to later make it a chicken that can lay chicken eggs. The only way it could be a chicken first is if you are a religious person who thinks it was *poof* WE GOTS CHICKENS!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26307 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 4:35:22 PM
Weird? How about - awful!

Actually the Rooster cum first!

Byfield
Male, 18-29, Europe
 468 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 4:12:40 PM
It changes depending on how you define Chicken and Egg.

The chicken came first - chickens lay Chicken eggs. The egg the first chicken came from does not have a protein specific to chickens. The first chicken Egg came from a Chicken. The first chicken came from a Chickeneque egg.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4932 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 2:24:59 PM
klaxor: They can and they did; every generation of chicken is infinitesimally different from the last one. Then, of course, it's all up to how you define a "chicken".

klaxor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 647 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 2:14:49 PM
except the "two things" that aren't chickens can't have chicken eggs

foursixty3
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 30 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 2:07:58 PM
The chicken: actuality preceeds potentiality

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 1:36:13 PM
Of course it was the egg that came first. Two things that were *almost* chickens had sex, combined their dna and created a fertilized egg that was finally a chicken. Simple evolution.

dmoltrup
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 157 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 1:01:03 PM
Since eggs aren't sexually mature, they can't come first.

Thrill
Male, 18-29, Canada
 45 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 12:51:21 PM
That was just fowl.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17299 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 12:50:26 PM
The Chicken came first.

tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3283 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 11:47:19 AM
We do know though. It was the egg. This story was laid to rest decades ago.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Friday, November 02, 2012 11:40:59 AM
Link: What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Guess we'll never know.


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