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What Jesus Would Really Do If He Returned [Pic]

Hits: 15982 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13145 Posts
Monday, October 29, 2012 8:50:08 AM
Just like Jesus would never own a gun.


ROFL!!! He already does!!!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24124 Posts
Monday, October 29, 2012 6:44:16 AM
@HG = Wee wee wee! It's all about mee mee mee!

YOU don't believe in hell, but those you directed the comment at (not 'to') DO! Your defence is invalid.

Jesus wouldn't eat pork either...
Wow that is a hell of an extrapolation.



Jesus WOULD eat pork! He changed the 'rules' the Jews lived under. NOT the laws of God (well, not all of them) but the rules like Kosher food and circumcision.

So yes! Prok is on the menu for the second Last Supper!

WHY do you prattle on about things which you have NO knowledge of?

Oh yeah, you like to "play the Devil's advocate".
Old, it's just getting so old!

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4817 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:32:45 PM
5Cats

"How do you figure that?"

I just figure the guy that said: "But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also." wouldn't shoot someone, that's all.

"Yes, therefor if WE vote Republican WE will burn in hell!
"I am the way, the truth and the light. Without me there is NO salvation"
So if WE disobey Jesus by voting Repub, we CANNOT have salvation, therefor we'll burn in hell for our sins!"

Wow that is a hell of an extrapolation. Jesus wouldn't eat pork either, but you don't go to hell for a ham sandwich do you?

I don't even believe in hell, which you know. So your comment is even more ridiculous.


5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24124 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:18:15 PM
Just like Jesus would never own a gun.

@HG: You're grasping at straws now!
How do you figure that? His disciples carried swords! The 35AD version of a gun...

I simply said Jesus would never vote Republican.

Yes, therefor if WE vote Republican WE will burn in hell!
"I am the way, the truth and the light. Without me there is NO salvation"
So if WE disobey Jesus by voting Repub, we CANNOT have salvation, therefor we'll burn in hell for our sins!

YOU SAID IT!
Man-up @HG, just admit it! You'll feel better.

And keep the "you're insane" slander for someone who isn't suffering from Unipolar Depression - k?

Or is it fair game to insult and slander people with a sickness?

zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 3:08:51 PM
I want that sticker.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4817 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 2:16:47 PM
5Cats

"You're really that clueless? VOTE DEMOCRAT OR YOU"LL BURN IN HELL! Ok? That's what YOU are saying, get it yet?"

I said nothing of the sort. I simply said Jesus would never vote Republican. Just like Jesus would never own a gun. That doesn't mean you'll go to hell if you do. I don't even believe in hell.

Have you ever heard of Toxoplasmosis? It seems a logical answer to how in the f.uck you come up with this stuff.

munchy123
Female, 18-29, Canada
 9 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 9:25:55 AM
my question is, who the hell took this picture? the reflection in the top window looks like a balding man in traditional romanian clothing, and the reflection in the back of the van looks like the legs of a sexy woman in a tube dress.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24124 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 7:42:48 AM
What does that have to do with me saying who Jesus would vote for?

@HG: You're really that clueless?
VOTE DEMOCRAT OR YOU"LL BURN IN HELL!
Ok?
That's what YOU are saying, get it yet?
You've directly connected one's relifion with one's political party, the OPPOSITE of "seperation".

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 7:22:59 AM
emagehtmai: right on

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4043 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 5:18:58 AM
What no one is mentioning or acknowledging here is why this bumper sticker even exists in the first place. Know why?!! I do. It's because of effing Christian Trolls who put stickers on THEIR that ask "What Would Jesus Do?" And let's not pretend that that's a question. It's rhetorical and judgmental by its very existence. What would He do? He sure as ish wouldn't go around judging people. And, ironically, *He's* the only one supposedly qualified to do so!

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2286 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 1:03:43 AM
OldOllie,
Don't forget the flamm'n trolls!

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12952 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 10:13:21 PM
Dayum.. Just lately its religion flamers followed by political flamers - like bloody Syria round here

Right, and add to that PUMPKIN flamers!

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 8:23:19 PM
Jesus was all about slapping people on the cheek. That's why He told them to turn the other one. So He could biatch slap that mof too!!

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4817 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 5:39:58 PM
5cats

" I thought you liked to keep church and state seperated? You just said so in the other thread. Yet here you are linking how one votes DIRECTLY to one's religion! Tsk tsk, my my... (You did challenge me to find inconsistancies in your words vs your views, and I found 2 without even leaving these two threads!) "

Huh? I don't even really know how to respond to that. I wish religion didn't exist, but it always will. I just don't want it influencing government or policies. What does that have to do with me saying who Jesus would vote for?

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 9597 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 4:26:44 PM
Dayum.. Just lately its religion flamers followed by political flamers - like bloody Syria round here

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24124 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 3:57:33 PM
But wait!
I thought you liked to keep church and state seperated? You just said so in the other thread.
Yet here you are linking how one votes DIRECTLY to one's religion!

Tsk tsk, my my...

(You did challenge me to find inconsistancies in your words vs your views, and I found 2 without even leaving these two threads!)
(laughing my arse off now)

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24124 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 3:52:40 PM
@Langer: if memory serves (and it often does not! lolz!) Jesus overturned the tables of the moneychangers in the Temple.
#1 they were violating the literal 'House of God' (They were all Jews eh? No 'Christians existed back then) by doing something so immoral there!
#2 they were doing it on the Sabbath iirc, which is also a no-no.
@gothmo: I don't think he got in trouble directly, but the group who later ganged up and turned him over to the Romans really REALLY didn't like it!

How does saying Jesus wouldn't vote Republican slander Christians?


Really @HG? You cannot figure this out for yourself? Or are you "playing Devils advocate" for some twisted reason?

Jesus would never vote for ANY Republican (you said).
Therefor: ANYONE who votes for a Republican CANNOT be a true Christian!

That = insulting.

Simple enough for you to understand?

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 3:21:47 PM
@Langer

Yeah he flips a table I believe, but I think he gets suitably punished for it, but I can't be certain... It's been so long since I've attended church, and even longer since I've been religious!

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4817 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 3:00:22 PM
5Cats

"Slandering Christians? check!
Political bias? check!
Politicizing a NON-political thread? check!
Not making any sense? Double Check!!"

How does saying Jesus wouldn't vote Republican slander Christians? I rip on Christians all the time, just don't see how this is one.

Politicizing? Ya for sure. I just have always found it off that hardcore Republicans use Jesus when SO many things in the Republican party are directly contrary to Jesus's teachings.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24124 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 2:31:43 PM
I highly doubt Jesus would slap me.

VV @beternal: IAB is not a creative site. We don't MAKE the things we post, with VERY rare exceptions!
So unless it's an internal re-post, there's no point in complaining that you've "seen it before somewhere else" eh?

"He sure as S.HIT would not vote Republican."

@HolyGod: Aaaand there he goes AGAIN!
Slandering Christians? check!
Political bias? check!
Politicizing a NON-political thread? check!
Not making any sense? Double Check!!
Just-Like-He-Does Every-Freaking-Time...

(hint: Jesus was born in the Middle East...)
(At least the first time...)

Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 382 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 1:44:15 PM
Jesus wouldn't slap anyone, stupid sticker.


isn't there a part where he goes ape sh*t when some people used a synagogue as a local market?...that points to having a tolerance limit

JoexBro
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 352 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 12:46:56 PM
It's good to know their are christians out there who dont think everyone will burn in hell, and arent a bunch of hoppin hippocrites

Fantom2993
Male, 18-29, Western US
 345 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 12:46:44 PM
Okay, I get it, everybody HATES Christians. But why is it on IAB? Also, I don't feel self-righteous. If Fancy came up with that caption on his own, he is a complete and utter moron.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16719 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 12:20:24 PM
Jesus wouldn't slap anyone, stupid sticker.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4817 Posts
Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:25:16 AM
He sure as S.HIT would not vote Republican.

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