 Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1103 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 10:10:43 PM
I presume he's hoping people will f**k up his car so he can use the insurance money to buy a newer one. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8706 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 9:38:39 PM
Gay. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16878 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 7:12:28 PM
Have you tried homosexuality?
@Bealzebubble: Only room for one rooster in my barnyard!
Wait, what? |
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 MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
1100 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 2:29:41 PM
@Bealzebubble
Apparently it's a bit of a pain in the ass. |
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 Bealzebubble
Male, 18-29, Australia
187 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 1:56:46 PM
Have you tried homosexuality? |
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 zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
2524 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 1:17:33 PM
"wide neck, maybe he's just got a proportionally small head"
Probably why his wife left him. |
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MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
1100 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 11:35:14 AM
@chalket .) |
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 fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1393 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 10:58:17 AM
Aww, and to think he drives a '95 Ford Escort, too. I just don't know how she was able to part with him... |
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 mcssls
Male, 40-49, Western US
374 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 10:58:09 AM
wide neck, maybe he's just got a proportionally small head |
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 chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
1473 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 9:45:34 AM
"Personally i like a woman with a bit of a devil inside."
Me too. Just call me "devil." |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2397 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 9:12:16 AM
Driving that car? He didn't just get dumped, he's divorced.
One of those 'way too late, this was already not working out because we're both irrational and immature' divorces.
Don't try to kill each other in court: It's a waste of f*cking money.
DON'T fight over possessions you don't even want because
they're just going to remind you of the other person anyway.
If you actually EVER cared about the other person,
you will give them whatever they need to get along without you.
Just sign the f*cking papers and leave.
Then stop smoking, join a fitness center and lose some goddamned weight. |
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MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
1100 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 8:58:28 AM
Personally i like a woman with a bit of a devil inside. |
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 safety_pinup
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
18 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 8:42:24 AM
Somebody got the case of the mommy issues... |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16878 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 8:41:10 AM
Hopefully it's just another 'shop and not real.
I'm all for fre speach, but saying SOME things is just asking to get pulled over for extensive questioning...
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 piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
3155 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 8:34:57 AM
zombunny the trunk is supposed to stay closed cause probably if full of women's bodies. |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2854 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 8:32:11 AM
'How does he open his trunk?'
He doesn't. There's a dead woman in there. |
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FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2854 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 8:31:09 AM
'Gerry? Too mean to be Gerry.'
Wrong state too. |
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zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
2524 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 8:19:40 AM
How does he open his trunk? |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8122 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 8:17:47 AM
Forever alone. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5252 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 8:06:55 AM
Gerry? Too mean to be Gerry. |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Friday, October 26, 2012 7:59:39 AM
Link: Aww, Someone's Been Dumped [Pic] [Rate Link] - Get over it, Wide-neck. It happens to all of us. |
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