 tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1187 Posts
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Thursday, October 25, 2012 2:38:19 PM
dumb |
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2193 Posts
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:54:55 AM
would rather wear a stringy blonde wig, put on too much makeup, wear a tight pair of exercise pants and a cropped top (letting my middle aged poochy belly hang out), walk around with a highball in my hand, and go as 'Britney Spears, the Older, More Bitter Years'. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5332 Posts
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012 7:20:09 AM
Lame. |
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 bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
2020 Posts
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:49:34 AM
What if they are black? Would he say that something happens in the future that scares them white? How about Asian? Would he say they get over their jaundice? Or a woman? The sex change wasn't a success? |
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 notcname
Male, 18-29, Southern US
67 Posts
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:10:00 AM
I thought it was funny. \.;./ |
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 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
5420 Posts
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:20:25 AM
I don't get it... |
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 Viking864
Male, 40-49, Southern US
817 Posts
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:55:27 AM
You mean you will move on after getting pepper sprayed. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5949 Posts
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:27:05 AM
If someone knocked my door like that
and tried to come out with all that crap
I would have to give him a thunder cookie |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
26255 Posts
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:05:58 AM
I'm at home in a costume giving out tricks.
It's "Trick" or Treat. I reach into my big, festive halloween bowl
and pull out a fistfull of what appears to be shiney candies!
YUM!
When they get home and check they'll find it's taco bell taco sauce packets, catsup or mustard packets.
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 softpuppy
Female, 18-29, Southern US
325 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:58:21 PM
really lame and unoriginal |
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 jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2370 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:46:09 PM
I don't think anyone is going to stand there and listen to this idiot droning on for that long. |
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 drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
786 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:43:12 PM
TL; DR |
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14460 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:32:55 PM
Someone has their dates mixed up, November 2013? |
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 ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
5329 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 6:35:16 PM
boooring |
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 BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6541 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 6:19:35 PM
if someone came up to me with that i would pee on them. |
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 Kaagan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1331 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:46:39 PM
lame |
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 skypirate
Male, 18-29, Western US
1824 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:22:08 PM
good think i will be dressed as a mirror! |
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 Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
1688 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 4:39:20 PM
This is a good opportunity to get rid of all those old clothes you don't need any more. Give the guy some reasonable clothes and send him away with this message:
I am you from the future; a loser turned up on my doorstep with some load of bullshirt story. I gave him some reasonable clothes, he was able to get a job, buy a house and live a happy, successful and productive life. |
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 mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1629 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 4:23:26 PM
No candy for you! NOW GET OFF MY FRONT PORCH!
*slams door*
Damn kids... |
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 Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
2696 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 4:14:11 PM
will end up in jail for threatening your neighbors |
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 kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
994 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:28:25 PM
Link: The Scariest Costume Ever! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Nothing scarier than true life. |
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