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 imnakdjumpme
Male, 18-29, Western US
 595 Posts
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:00:00 PM
My favorite part is when my wife and kids leave for 2 hours so i can masturbate all around the house.
If you are ever in my house, may i recommend never touching the doorknobs, cookware, ceiling, or anything really. |
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bataleon27
Male, 18-29, Europe
1119 Posts
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012 9:43:13 AM
I'd argue that the best part about church is not going in the first place and feeling pity for those who choose to waste their time in such a place |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25531 Posts
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012 7:18:03 AM
I gotta agree with the kid. |
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 SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
440 Posts
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012 7:16:17 AM
Looks like a Picasso. The kids got talent. |
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 ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2184 Posts
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012 3:38:27 AM
the best part of church, leaving |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5493 Posts
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:00:53 AM
Got me into wine drinking,
full time alky now |
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5493 Posts
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:00:10 AM
Boom Boom!
old ones are the best ones! Davy |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11674 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 11:27:25 PM
Says Paddy, "5 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads".... |
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davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11674 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 11:27:17 PM
Joke time. Because I'm hopped up on 'flu-relieving medication and can't sleep.
Seamus and Paddy are in the pub. Paddy asks Seamus what he got up to today. Paddy says "well, I went to confession this morning".
Seamus says "Oh aye? and how did that go?"
Paddy says, "Well, I was in the confession box and told the Priest how I had bought a girl one cheap drink in the pub last night, then she took me home and made rampant love to me all night long".
First the Priest asked, "Was is Mary O'Neill?"
"No", I said.
"Was is Shawna O'Toole?" Asked the priest.
"No", I said.
"It must've been Dierdre Murphy then!" He said.
"No father, it wasn't any of those", I said. And so the confession was over.
"So what did the Priest give you for confession?", asked Seamus. |
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 Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2694 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 11:23:13 PM
I only went for the free donuts. |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4011 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:26:30 PM
Follow your heart and your brain, kid. |
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 coffeekoneko
Female, 18-29, Europe
1003 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:00:26 PM
I grew up going to Catholic church. drating horrible. The best part was going out for breakfast afterward. |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 8:59:57 PM
Amen to that |
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 DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2086 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 7:51:33 PM
I misread it as "your favorite part of Mars."
And saw the picture thinking all Christians are to be abandoned on Mars. |
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mr-everyman
Male, 70 & Over, Southern US
102 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 6:28:40 PM
@ holygod they are Christ chex.
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 HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2885 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 6:02:04 PM
Dude! Free crackers! |
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 whyteman
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
97 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:26:54 PM
This is EVERY single Catholic. I was raised in that mess, as soon as mass was ending those draters crowded the doors. Bottle neck of madness. Don't miss that poo anymore. |
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 Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
306 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:12:28 PM
2nd favourite: mass debating |
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 mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1777 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:09:54 PM
tax the churches... |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 4:58:51 PM
Link: Kid Draws His Favorite Part Of Church [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yep, my favorite part too, kid. |
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