ChainsawNbud Male, 40-49, Southern US
   714 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:08:11 AM If I'm going to stretch any part of my body to comic proportions, it's not going to be my earlobes. |
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dm2754 Male, 30-39, Western US
   2763 Posts
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012 9:05:00 AM that is gooing to make a lot of heat |
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jendrian Male, 18-29, Canada
   2353 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 8:10:21 PM @cdubb4201: true enough, maybe the locksmith just wanted him to suffer |
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cdubb4201 Male, 18-29, Southern US
   139 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 7:56:29 PM @jendrian Look behind him at all of the keys on the wall and the key cutting machines. Looks like he went to a locksmith. |
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erikthevikin Male, 30-39, Canada
   551 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:59:47 PM Get the biggest and heaviest one you can find, then walk through a busy place and wait..... When you spot one sneak up behind clap it on and run like hell. Make sure someone is recording the whole thing, so we all can enjoy this. |
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jendrian Male, 18-29, Canada
   2353 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:06:48 PM I would've called a locksmith |
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wendell Male, 30-39, Canada
   85 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 4:40:47 PM HA HA HA dratING IDIOT.... |
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Gerry1of1 Male, 50-59, Western US
   25600 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:41:13 PM
With any luck, his hair caught on fire. |
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ScottSerious Male, 18-29, Western US
   5329 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:37:09 PM haha |
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chicagojay Male, 40-49, Midwest US
   855 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 11:20:42 AM That is a great idea. Run up these wads and clip and run away. The LOLs are now lulz. |
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TruTenrMan Male, 30-39, Southern US
   2171 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 11:14:21 AM HAHA! I've seen pictures saying to put padlocks on hipsters with ear gauges... guess someone actually did it to this moron. |
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KungFuGuy Male, 18-29, Europe
   139 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 11:09:59 AM I soooo want to do that to someone before I take the dirt nap. |
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Mikeoxsbiggg Male, 30-39, Canada
   724 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 11:09:21 AM Bolt-cutters.. They cost 5$. |
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fancylad Male, 30-39, Western US
   2512 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:58:46 AM Link: Life Tip For Body Modding Hipsters #1 [Pic] [Rate Link] - If you're gonna latch a lock onto your ear gauge, don't lose the key. |
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