 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5259 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 7:26:55 AM
Well, wouldn't God disapprove of the whole Jedi religion-thing? That sounds dangerously close to witchcraft. |
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14374 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:25:08 AM
5Cats: You're kidding, right? |
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 Shelworth
Male, 50-59, Western US
211 Posts
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012 4:43:06 AM
Uh, pardon me but isn't Luke Skywalker a lot older than Jesus? |
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 chuckleboy
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
124 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 9:38:52 PM
Pretty droll. This church deserves some props for having a rare sense of humor. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16929 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 9:26:52 PM
1 Now the tax collectors and "sinners" were all gathering around to hear him. 2 But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law muttered, "This man welcomes sinners and eats with them."3 Then Jesus told them this parable:4"Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Does he not leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it?
I actually wrote a burning discreditation of this very verse in a photocopy-zine, many many years ago...
It simply cannot be "the word of God" period.
Again, sorry if I offend... |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16929 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 9:23:05 PM
Ack! Bullsh 1 t gets censored! Waaaa!
Bullshiite!! |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16929 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 9:22:18 PM
@Angelmassb: Didn't Lord Vadar have a son and a daughter? lolz!
Your seriously twisted Biblical passage amuses me!
Because: Luke 15 is amoung the WORST parts of the Bible!
I simply CANNOT BELIEVE that JESUS HIMSELF said such BULLpoo! Honestly, sorry to offend... |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16929 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 9:15:56 PM
Oooo, I feel it coming on...
Oh YEAH! Baby! |
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wendell
Male, 30-39, Canada
85 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 7:09:15 PM
@ Angelmassb
Good call!
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2403 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 6:52:52 PM
"NOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!....." |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 6:41:30 PM
Luke 15:11 |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4031 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 6:11:07 PM
Eh, pick your favourite fictional father. |
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 Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
1106 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 5:35:12 PM
Special. |
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 Lord_Jereth
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
557 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 5:34:32 PM
@CrakrJak - "... but I believe it's just going to confuse people."
Oh, my friend in boredom, you make it far too easy, sometimes. The irony is positively palpable.
 LJ |
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 Cartunze
Male, 60-69, Western US
727 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 5:33:51 PM
CrakrJak, your trolling is obvious.
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CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14374 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 4:47:55 PM
I don't know what pastor thought that is a good idea to mix a sci-fi movie(s) with religion, but I believe it's just going to confuse people. |
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 bluntman1138
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
28 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 4:36:23 PM
Sounds right to me.
I mean, since Luke is an imaginary figure, he would definately need a father that was ALSO an imaginary figure.
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 littlemissqt
Female, 18-29, Western US
122 Posts
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Monday, October 15, 2012 4:30:46 PM
Link: Darth Vader Vs. Jesus: The Church Showdown [Pic] [Rate Link] - I think we need Maury Povich to settle this one. |
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