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Darth Vader Vs. Jesus: The Church Showdown [Pic]

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patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5745 Posts
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 7:26:55 AM
Well, wouldn't God disapprove of the whole Jedi religion-thing? That sounds dangerously close to witchcraft.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17310 Posts
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:25:08 AM
5Cats: You're kidding, right?

Shelworth
Male, 50-59, Western US
 345 Posts
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 4:43:06 AM
Uh, pardon me but isn't Luke Skywalker a lot older than Jesus?

chuckleboy
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 9:38:52 PM
Pretty droll. This church deserves some props for having a rare sense of humor.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26654 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 9:26:52 PM
1 Now the tax collectors and "sinners" were all gathering around to hear him. 2 But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law muttered, "This man welcomes sinners and eats with them."3 Then Jesus told them this parable:4"Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Does he not leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it?

I actually wrote a burning discreditation of this very verse in a photocopy-zine, many many years ago...

It simply cannot be "the word of God" period.

Again, sorry if I offend...

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26654 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 9:23:05 PM
Ack! Bullsh 1 t gets censored! Waaaa!

Bullshiite!!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26654 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 9:22:18 PM
@Angelmassb: Didn't Lord Vadar have a son and a daughter? lolz!
Your seriously twisted Biblical passage amuses me!

Because: Luke 15 is amoung the WORST parts of the Bible!
I simply CANNOT BELIEVE that JESUS HIMSELF said such BULLpoo! Honestly, sorry to offend...

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26654 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 9:15:56 PM
Oooo, I feel it coming on...



Oh YEAH! Baby!

wendell
Male, 30-39, Canada
 85 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 7:09:15 PM
@ Angelmassb
Good call!

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5281 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 6:52:52 PM
"NOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!....."

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 6:41:30 PM
Luke 15:11

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 6:11:07 PM
Eh, pick your favourite fictional father.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 5:35:12 PM
Special.

Lord_Jereth
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 707 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 5:34:32 PM
@CrakrJak - "... but I believe it's just going to confuse people."

Oh, my friend in boredom, you make it far too easy, sometimes. The irony is positively palpable.

LJ

Cartunze
Male, 60-69, Western US
 834 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 5:33:51 PM
CrakrJak, your trolling is obvious.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17310 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 4:47:55 PM
I don't know what pastor thought that is a good idea to mix a sci-fi movie(s) with religion, but I believe it's just going to confuse people.

bluntman1138
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 4:36:23 PM
Sounds right to me.

I mean, since Luke is an imaginary figure, he would definately need a father that was ALSO an imaginary figure.


littlemissqt
Female, 18-29, Western US
 123 Posts
Monday, October 15, 2012 4:30:46 PM
Link: Darth Vader Vs. Jesus: The Church Showdown [Pic] [Rate Link] - I think we need Maury Povich to settle this one.


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