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Being A Parent Must Really Suck... [Pic]

Hits: 12373 | Rating: (1.9) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2217 Posts
Sunday, October 21, 2012 11:48:21 PM
Yeah, well, since I don't live in a mud hut in a third world country, I just employed the handy-dandy bulb syringe, available at most drug and grocery stores.

grapehead
Male, 18-29, Western US
 409 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2012 1:54:26 PM
certain moms lick there kids eyes to remove lashes or whatever too... nasssty

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5020 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 10:49:20 PM
Gerry1of1

"They'll suck snot out of a nose but don't like to give blow jobs?"

Is that why you're gay? You shouldn't generalize. My girlfriend likes giving them even more than I like getting them, and I like getting them a lot.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 8:57:11 PM
There is just no good reason. No kid has ever needed this.

AywooJablome
Male, 40-49, Western US
 35 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 7:20:43 PM
Sacajawea did the same thing with her kid Pompy - I remember reading about it years ago...stuck with me for some reason :{

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3334 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 5:42:13 PM
god almighty! how gross! i SWEAR this would be the last thing i would EVER do to my little Tommi Crystal!

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 3:27:53 PM
Thank drat for the Bristol channel.

PizzaPits
Male, 18-29, Western US
 555 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 3:27:52 PM
I gagged a little after reading that.

Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1463 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 12:21:20 PM
I think this is a repost.. But it's actually been quite a while since there's been one. So i'm gonna let this one slide, and congratulate the mods on an excellent job ;)

MountainBord
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1898 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 12:00:23 PM
hahhah she spits?

Frankii
Female, 18-29, Europe
 439 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 8:16:47 AM
@soupkid I have never ever seen those in England, the only reason I actually know what you're talking about is because of stuff on telly

jeepjones
Male, 30-39, Canada
 555 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 8:15:53 AM
I'm with Gerry1of1 on this one! WTF is with that ladies?

notorious98
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 151 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 7:52:00 AM
@soupkid

My pediatrician just told us on our last visit that we shouldn't use the bulb syringe. It was their 12 month visit. She isn't one of those New Age doctors either.

soupkid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 265 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 11:01:32 PM
Because spending $1.98 for a bulb syringe would be too easy.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12216 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 10:08:25 PM
Julia Roberts doesn't swallow.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14104 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 9:52:29 PM
My dick feels kinda stuffy.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 9:14:51 PM

What is with women?
They'll suck snot out of a nose but don't like to give blow jobs?

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4251 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 7:05:25 PM
been there done that. One memorable time, my son, about 18 months, had a cold, runny green nose, stuck a peice of f ucking chalk up his nose, I had to suck it out, vomitable experience.

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 893 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 7:00:48 PM
Unfortunately reposts aren't any less disgusting...

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 6:40:24 PM
Also, you guys are lame. If you can't handle some boogers, I'm glad you're not procreating.

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 6:38:55 PM
Or you could use those little bulb suction things. O.o

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2490 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 6:17:00 PM
*vomit*

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6458 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 6:07:05 PM
Will she suck the vomit outta my mouth?

mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 5:35:32 PM
she should swallow...

wickedsngr
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 457 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 5:13:16 PM
Totally normal for a parent to do that... it is one of the reasons I don't want kids. :)

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