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Fetish Kit Or Drug-Use Aid? Either Way, WTF!? [Pic

Hits: 10109 | Rating: (1.8) | Category: Weird | Added by: Crabes
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KLouD
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 210 Posts
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 8:56:26 AM
trippyhippy9 said:
"Actually, no many drugs do not stay in the system that long. Only 1 drug does."

Benzo's stay in your system for almost 2 weeks or more.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5745 Posts
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 6:44:32 AM
Or, you know, don't do drugs...m'kay.



patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5745 Posts
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 6:42:07 AM
If you smoked pot on vacation 2 weeks ago, for example, you'll still test positive now and be at risk of losing your job.

False. My friend has to undergo periodic drug testing whenever he starts at a new work site, and he's smoked the night before and still passed. The difference is in how much you smoke. If you smoke pot on a regular basis, it stays in your system longer. THC is stored in fat cells, and the secondary metabolites formed in your body as it's broken down are too. Most drug tests don't just test THC, but these other metabolites. Flush kits are sketchy at best, but it all depends on how active of a smoker you are.

trippyhippy9
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 562 Posts
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 4:43:14 AM
Actually, no many drugs do not stay in the system that long. Only 1 drug does. Drug tests only catch potheads, not the dangerous drug addicts that are addicted to things like meth or pills.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12066 Posts
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 1:25:06 AM
Eh?

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4275 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 11:41:37 PM
O_O

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3832 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 9:28:39 PM
@SarahofBorg:
The problem with testing is that many drugs stay in the system, at levels high enough to test positive, long after their effect has worn off. If you smoked pot on vacation 2 weeks ago, for example, you'll still test positive now and be at risk of losing your job. If, on the other hand, you spent half of last night drinking and the rest of the night awake having sex you'll test negative today but you'll be a considerable danger behind the wheel.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3832 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 9:28:31 PM
@whodat6484:
Haven't seen that Monty Python clip for a long while. Thanks!

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3832 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 9:22:32 PM
@SarahofBorg:
The problem with testing is that many drugs stay in the system, at levels high enough to test positive, long after their effect has worn off. If you smoked pot on vacation 2 weeks ago, for example, you'll still test positive now and be at risk of losing your job. If, on the other hand, you spent half of last night drinking and the rest of the night awake having sex you'll test negative today but you'll be a considerable danger behind the wheel.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 9:00:43 PM
In a way I'm for testing, because there are certainly jobs where if you're messed up you're a serious threat to public safety, such as driving a bus. However, we've taken it way too far. Now you can't get a job flipping burgers without the company having the right to test you. God forbid you mishandle the hot fry oil. What's next, drug testing before you go skiing? I mean, if you ski on drugs you'll probably get hurt, so maybe we need to start testing! Hell, won't be long before you can't walk down the street without a drug test, because you might randomly stab somebody if you're on drugs, therefore everyone who walks down the street needs to be drug tested!

Nageki
Male, 30-39, Western US
 110 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 7:34:26 PM
This is not illegal. They sell stuff like this in "head shops" all over the place in the US...

ak2nc1
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 661 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 6:04:36 PM
what the hell am I gonna do with 5 ounces? RP bladder control leakage?... 5 f'kn ounces. please.

erikthevikin
Male, 30-39, Canada
 730 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 5:20:38 PM
This has got to be the WTF of the year.

KLouD
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 210 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 5:03:35 PM
to wsmithpa the first part of my post was me quoting someone. All I did was speculate what it was. Sorry if that offended you. :p

Squidbush
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 614 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 3:47:34 PM
"The people who make these types of things are true American heroes. Not hiring somebody or locking them up for smoking weed is discrimination. Plain and simple. Just as bad as being racist, ageist, or sexist. I don't want to hear "it's not discrimination, because it's illegal!" Separate water fountains for blacks/whites was law at one point. No valid argument for discriminating against weed smokers. Only hate and intolerance."

Not the same thing. You can choose not to smoke weed. You can't choose to be born black or white.
and before you start arguing. I'm for legalization, I just don't like to see misrepresentation.

Squidbush
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 614 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 3:45:29 PM
The best part. "Toll free telephone support inside"

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2580 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 2:56:22 PM
Yeah the stuff works. The people who make these types of things are true American heroes. Not hiring somebody or locking them up for smoking weed is discrimination. Plain and simple. Just as bad as being racist, ageist, or sexist. I don't want to hear "it's not discrimination, because it's illegal!" Separate water fountains for blacks/whites was law at one point. No valid argument for discriminating against weed smokers. Only hate and intolerance.

wsmithpa
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 91 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 2:37:56 PM
to KLouD. dont say it unless you know what you are talking about. i have used these kits for 9 jobs during winter whean i get laid off. it works everytim e. i have even had it sent to alab... and passed. there is a temperature gauge on the bottle bu it is not even close to accurate. also sometimes i wait for a long time and ... it still worked. where do you ask? how about one of only three harley davidson plants in the world. they gave me the full 15 tab test. most of you have never even seen an eight tab test. the more tabs=the more drug tested for=the more money an employer has to pay.they als9o have shampoo for hair dna samples and mouthwash for mouth swab tests. dont get the mouth wash if all you do is weed. it only takes about 2 days of not smoking to pass a mouth swab.

SminkyPinky
Female, 30-39, Europe
 232 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 2:12:22 PM
"For future reference, right handed men don't hold it with their left. Just one of those things...."

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3745 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 2:09:42 PM
Yeah, the "state of the art heating system" and the "adjustable comfort waistband" give it away too, hahaha! I think they just added the "Urine Fetish Kit" as a, "Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?"

KLouD
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 210 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 2:01:28 PM
you'd have to make sure the temperature is right (between 95F - 100F, I think) or you FAIL the test immediately.

It says "state of the art heating system" so I assume this is a kit used to pass a drug test. What throws me off is the "fetish" part.

ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
 5329 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 1:54:23 PM
Or, you know, don't do drugs...m'kay.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3745 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 1:53:51 PM
It says it's "Synthetic" urine, which I don't think they can detect in a drug test, but you'd have to make sure the temperature is right (between 95F - 100F, I think) or you FAIL the test immediately.

skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 1:51:31 PM
Synthetic...that's just weak

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1597 Posts
Monday, October 01, 2012 1:48:43 PM
Got to be as legal as the unreasonable search and seizure of a wee test.

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