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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2408 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 7:19:45 PM
*Guy gets home on autopilot. massages wife into orgasm coma*
Guy: "OMG!!! Sorry, Dear!!"
Wife: "You know you're covered for life, right? And my sister is coming over to 'help' while I'm away."
Guy: "This fortune has left me very conflicted..." |
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 paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
983 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 5:11:29 PM
that job would be torture without happy endings |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5523 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 1:30:45 PM
@Squrlz4Sale
2 Hours!!! Really?
I'd be booked, fingerprinted, and in a cell before then :-p |
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 chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
1483 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 11:27:13 AM
funny commercial... wish it was a real job though. |
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 LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
2410 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 10:06:47 AM
I'd do the odd shift, but yeah, full time if you're not getting any perks would be torture. |
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 collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
3471 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 9:22:47 AM
two hours squrlz? jesus...your a better man (squirrel) than i am... |
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 Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3319 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 8:39:43 AM
Actually, that would sort of be like the torture of Tantalus. I expect I'd last about two hours before being fired for wandering paws. |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6308 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 7:40:00 AM
Would do his job la. Right or wrong? |
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 Matwix_2004
Male, 18-29, Europe
2097 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 7:34:40 AM
Link: Hate Your Job? [Rate Link] - I want to slap this man so hard and give him a pat on the shoulder at the same time. |
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