 Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3995 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 4:04:25 AM
Mine's The Ass-assin.
Of course, they'll never see me cumming. |
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 mr-everyman
Male, 70 & Over, Southern US
102 Posts
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Saturday, September 29, 2012 12:55:38 AM
has anyone said "russel the love mussel" ? |
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
978 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 10:09:57 PM
Mine's Lance Firmrod |
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 DFWBrysco
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
219 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 9:57:43 PM
"His parents must have hated him. I always wonder though. Dick is short for Richard, so why wouldn't he have just gone by Rich or something?"
Hard to tell, PizzaPits - I had a vendor when I worked in Florida whose name was Richard Pouch, and he *insisted* on being called Dick - not Rick, Rich, or any other variation. He would even get upset and correct you back to "Dick" if you tried to get around it.
I never could keep a straight face when I introduced him to people... |
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draino123
Male, 18-29, Southern US
354 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 9:23:03 PM
biscuit and gravy. cause i love eatin bisuits and i love putting gravy on them |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10540 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 4:28:38 PM
Ya right we all know it'd be fluffanutter! |
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 wickedsngr
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
450 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 4:24:46 PM
The dick may be gone, but the scent lingers on...
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 adam432823
Male, 30-39, Western US
262 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 3:59:51 PM
Shouldn't that sign be in the locker room. Seems like that'd make more sense. |
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 PizzaPits
Male, 18-29, Western US
555 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 2:44:49 PM
His parents must have hated him. I always wonder though. Dick is short for Richard, so why wouldn't he have just gone by Rich or something? |
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 SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
441 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 2:44:46 PM
There are so many jokes there, but I just can't do it. May every Dick rest in peace, and let us never forget what Dick Scent did for us all. |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 2:30:38 PM
Inst that 50 cents brand of Cologne? |
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 DingDingDong
Male, 30-39, Western US
1428 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 1:42:49 PM
I'm sorry:
Smell Yo Dick (Official Video) |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2373 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 1:42:36 PM
Hahaha, when I first heard that "smell yo dick" song I thought it was a joke. |
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 sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
737 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 1:36:51 PM
"Lemme smell yo dick!!!!" |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2514 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 1:23:29 PM
Link: If I Go Into The Porn Scene, This Is My Name [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sure Buck Naked is a classic, but I think this name could really take off... |
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