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Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor

Hits: 6578 | Rating: (1.8) | Category: Science | Added by: fancylad
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turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3857 Posts
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:35:27 AM

Japan moves one step closer towards replacing women with robots.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5280 Posts
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:03:24 AM
"Soon to be found in digital brothels all over Japan..."
A new name will be made. A completely new fetish.

Tex: "While I'm in Japan, I want you to show me to a 'milk farm.'"
Watanabe: "My husband would not approve of-"
Tex: "IN HOKKAIDO, MIKU!!! HOKKAIDO!!!"
Watanabe: "Oh!! Sorry, Tex-san!! The embarrassment is overwhelming."
Tex: "It's OK... I tried the other place last night. I prefer real cows."
Watanabe: * O_O * "...I hate this job..."


andybme
Male, 50-59, Western US
 296 Posts
Friday, September 28, 2012 8:11:17 AM
Maybe you could order a bunch of these and open up a place like a laudromat and call it a spermomat.

Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Friday, September 28, 2012 5:40:35 AM
Surely there is a bigger market than clinics - they need to rethink their business plan.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12042 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:14:19 PM
I have one of those, its my wife ahem

SethDog
Male, 18-29, Australia
 760 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:54:07 PM
I think I have seen this about 4 times here..

Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 909 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:41:02 PM
DOUBLE REPOST

THE VIDEO WAS ON THIS LINK ALSO

DingDingDong
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1504 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:30:30 PM

It's designed/built in China. I don't even want to know what happens when it fails while being used.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 12:22:08 PM

Those japs will put anything on noodles!

cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 232 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 12:15:15 PM
I'd really love to say something funny about how badly I want one of those, but Matt Groening beat me to it.

Shut up and take my money!

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3402 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:36:47 AM
Can you raise the height or would I have to stack a couple phone books underneath it?

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13604 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:25:29 AM
@DromEd

You're right!! In order to strengthen our relations with China I'm willing to give all sexy Chinese women a direct deposit filling their sperm needs!!

schecter5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 412 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:20:54 AM
TAKE MY MONEY! laziest masturbation ever.

I do think this would be even harder to explain to a date than a fleshlight though...

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1597 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:19:32 AM
McGovern how do you expect to win the election asking questions like that? High score doesn't matter. What matters is that you had fun playing.


lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:18:31 AM
Hands free sperm extractor, aka: VAGINA?

Stop over-thinking this one guys!

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1597 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:17:29 AM
I hope that's a medical equipment expo and not the intended area of use.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13604 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:14:15 AM
Hmmmmm so where do ya put the quarters and what's the high score???

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:08:01 AM
Link: Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor [Rate Link] - In safe-for-work action. We saw a photo of the Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor... here's the video.


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