 turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1952 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 10:35:27 AM
Japan moves one step closer towards replacing women with robots. |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2521 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 10:03:24 AM
"Soon to be found in digital brothels all over Japan..."
A new name will be made. A completely new fetish.
Tex: "While I'm in Japan, I want you to show me to a 'milk farm.'"
Watanabe: "My husband would not approve of-"
Tex: "IN HOKKAIDO, MIKU!!! HOKKAIDO!!!"
Watanabe: "Oh!! Sorry, Tex-san!! The embarrassment is overwhelming."
Tex: "It's OK... I tried the other place last night. I prefer real cows."
Watanabe: * O_O * "...I hate this job..."
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 andybme
Male, 50-59, Western US
290 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 8:11:17 AM
Maybe you could order a bunch of these and open up a place like a laudromat and call it a spermomat. |
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 Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
482 Posts
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Friday, September 28, 2012 5:40:35 AM
Surely there is a bigger market than clinics - they need to rethink their business plan. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5949 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:14:19 PM
I have one of those, its my wife ahem |
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 SethDog
Male, 18-29, Australia
472 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:54:07 PM
I think I have seen this about 4 times here.. |
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 Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
670 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:41:02 PM
DOUBLE REPOST
THE VIDEO WAS ON THIS LINK ALSO |
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 DingDingDong
Male, 30-39, Western US
1428 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:30:30 PM
It's designed/built in China. I don't even want to know what happens when it fails while being used. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
26254 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 12:22:08 PM
Those japs will put anything on noodles! |
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cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
177 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 12:15:15 PM
I'd really love to say something funny about how badly I want one of those, but Matt Groening beat me to it.
Shut up and take my money! |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2992 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:36:47 AM
Can you raise the height or would I have to stack a couple phone books underneath it? |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10540 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:25:29 AM
@DromEd
You're right!! In order to strengthen our relations with China I'm willing to give all sexy Chinese women a direct deposit filling their sperm needs!! |
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 schecter5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
405 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:20:54 AM
TAKE MY MONEY! laziest masturbation ever.
I do think this would be even harder to explain to a date than a fleshlight though... |
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 DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
956 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:19:32 AM
McGovern how do you expect to win the election asking questions like that? High score doesn't matter. What matters is that you had fun playing.
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:18:31 AM
Hands free sperm extractor, aka: VAGINA?
Stop over-thinking this one guys! |
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DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
956 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:17:29 AM
I hope that's a medical equipment expo and not the intended area of use. |
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10540 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:14:15 AM
Hmmmmm so where do ya put the quarters and what's the high score??? |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2514 Posts
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Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:08:01 AM
Link: Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor [Rate Link] - In safe-for-work action. We saw a photo of the Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor... here's the video. |
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