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Encouraging Words, But For Women Only [Pic]

Hits: 9948 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11716 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 11:01:49 PM
Be unstoppable

Isn't the purpose of a tampon to make it stop?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21845 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:07:39 PM
VV Thanks @WendyPants! Lots of funny stuff on this thread, eh?

They need "DE-Motivational" ones too:

"Why couldn't I be born a boy?"
"Ugh! Only 26 more days until this happens... again!"
"If I get preggers, this won't happen for a while..."

And the one I lived through (while I was a married cat):
"I'll make sure my husband is suffering more than I am..."

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 1935 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 5:49:33 PM
5Cats, i like your choices much better; i find the 'official' ones patronizing and annoying... of course that could be just because i'm reading them when... you know.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2085 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 5:05:14 PM
"Plug it up!"

kirbyr98
Male, 50-59, Western US
 87 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 4:58:02 PM
13thDoctor wins!!!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21845 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 3:17:18 PM
@insane_ai: True that: the in bed test is terrific!

Other sayings:
"It's better than being pregnant!"
"Only a few more days..."
"At least now you have an excuse for being a moody b*tch!"

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4145 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 2:20:42 PM
"Please don't drip on the carpet"

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 12:51:40 PM
Like a fortune cookie? Only if it passes the "in bed" test.

Be unstoppable in bed....if you can get started while on the rag.

Walk like a champion in bed. So you fall over and drip on it? No thanks.

Live fearlessly in bed; I think it's best to put a towel down under your bleeding C.un.T anyway.


Fortune cookie test failed.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 2833 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 12:38:25 PM
@ZombieMike. You, sir, imagine wrong! HAHAHAHA!

13thDoctor
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 48 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 12:13:48 PM
"Be unstoppable" might not be the best encouraging phrase when referring to menstrual flow.

Zombiemike
Male, 18-29, Western US
 555 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 11:52:57 AM
I imagine it's tough to walk like a champion with a tampon in your vagina.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:16:28 AM
"Warning: May attract bears."

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3157 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 9:48:59 AM
"Cleanup in aisle vagina"

danagamer
Male, 30-39, Western US
 637 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 8:58:05 AM
"Parking in rear"

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 8:25:48 AM
<--This End Up

bigfatdynamo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 259 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 7:51:48 AM
If it becomes unstoppable, won't the product have failed?

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1393 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 7:47:32 AM
"I see cramps in your future."

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 5619 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 7:42:10 AM
If I could walk like a champion, I wouldn't need the... ah, never mind.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 7:35:28 AM
Link: Encouraging Words, But For Women Only [Pic] [Rate Link] - Like fortune cookies for vaginas... in a way.


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