 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 8742 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 11:01:49 PM
Be unstoppable
Isn't the purpose of a tampon to make it stop? |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16973 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:07:39 PM
VV Thanks @WendyPants! Lots of funny stuff on this thread, eh?
They need "DE-Motivational" ones too:
"Why couldn't I be born a boy?"
"Ugh! Only 26 more days until this happens... again!"
"If I get preggers, this won't happen for a while..."
And the one I lived through (while I was a married cat):
"I'll make sure my husband is suffering more than I am..." |
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 Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
1047 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 5:49:33 PM
5Cats, i like your choices much better; i find the 'official' ones patronizing and annoying... of course that could be just because i'm reading them when... you know. |
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 mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1587 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 5:05:14 PM
"Plug it up!" |
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 kirbyr98
Male, 50-59, Western US
82 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 4:58:02 PM
13thDoctor wins!!! |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16973 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 3:17:18 PM
@insane_ai: True that: the in bed test is terrific!
Other sayings:
"It's better than being pregnant!"
"Only a few more days..."
"At least now you have an excuse for being a moody b*tch!" |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1401 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 2:20:42 PM
"Please don't drip on the carpet" |
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 insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
668 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 12:51:40 PM
Like a fortune cookie? Only if it passes the "in bed" test.
Be unstoppable in bed....if you can get started while on the rag.
Walk like a champion in bed. So you fall over and drip on it? No thanks.
Live fearlessly in bed; I think it's best to put a towel down under your bleeding C.un.T anyway.
Fortune cookie test failed. |
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2140 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 12:38:25 PM
@ZombieMike. You, sir, imagine wrong! HAHAHAHA! |
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 13thDoctor
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
48 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 12:13:48 PM
"Be unstoppable" might not be the best encouraging phrase when referring to menstrual flow. |
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 Zombiemike
Male, 18-29, Western US
555 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 11:52:57 AM
I imagine it's tough to walk like a champion with a tampon in your vagina. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5283 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:16:28 AM
"Warning: May attract bears." |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2869 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 9:48:59 AM
"Cleanup in aisle vagina" |
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 danagamer
Male, 30-39, Western US
446 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 8:58:05 AM
"Parking in rear" |
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 bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
1974 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 8:25:48 AM
<--This End Up |
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 bigfatdynamo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
258 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 7:51:48 AM
If it becomes unstoppable, won't the product have failed? |
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 DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
913 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 7:47:32 AM
"I see cramps in your future." |
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carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4059 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 7:42:10 AM
If I could walk like a champion, I wouldn't need the... ah, never mind. |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012 7:35:28 AM
Link: Encouraging Words, But For Women Only [Pic] [Rate Link] - Like fortune cookies for vaginas... in a way. |
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