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It's Here!: The Automatic Sperm Extractor [Pic+]

Hits: 8657 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Technology | Added by: madest
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xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2576 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2012 10:11:28 PM
That's disgusting, you're supposed to get sloppy after who knows how many dudes just got off in that thing.

Ozmose
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 441 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2012 12:49:28 AM
Once they can make it cook and clean, it will be the dawn of extinction for women on planet earth.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15091 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 9:02:53 PM
Wait till the United Sisterhood of Whores union gets wind of this!

Xerasia
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1340 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:14:23 PM
yeah i saw these when they were called "hands".

jclv
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 324 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 5:12:41 PM
Shut up & take my...sperm!

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3745 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 3:57:58 PM
Orgasmatron

danagamer
Male, 30-39, Western US
 695 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 3:04:11 PM
I'd tap that

xmastree_ph
Male, 40-49, Europe
 416 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 1:59:47 PM
can't they do this instead?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15091 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:42:33 PM
Looks like an uncomfortably tight fit, plus the strokes were pretty short.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5167 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:20:54 PM
My Automatic Sperm Extractor cooks and cleans.

chutulhu
Male, 40-49, Europe
 51 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:41:27 AM
Most of us have one of these, we call them wives.

SunnyNphilly
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 645 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:17:00 AM
thank god the video didnt load.. lols

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:14:44 AM
At last we can do away with that messy sex stuff! Nerds around the world, rejoice!

som-tam
Male, 18-29, Asia
 661 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 10:53:29 AM
@Arcval: oh no a tabloid that isn't 100% liberal in it's reporting of current affairs !!!!!! grow-up!

Arcval
Male, 18-29, Europe
 304 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:55:09 AM
F*cking hell IAB, where the f~*ck is the Daily Fail warning on this post?!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!!?!!!!!!

Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 909 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:11:18 AM

REPOST


skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:10:19 AM
unless you're the first guy to use it..this is highly unhygienic

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 7:37:41 AM
Link: It's Here!: The Automatic Sperm Extractor [Pic+] [Rate Link] - The Orgasmatron. Coming to a WalMart near you.


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