 xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2535 Posts
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Sunday, September 23, 2012 10:11:28 PM
That's disgusting, you're supposed to get sloppy after who knows how many dudes just got off in that thing. |
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 Ozmose
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
385 Posts
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Sunday, September 23, 2012 12:49:28 AM
Once they can make it cook and clean, it will be the dawn of extinction for women on planet earth. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8947 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 9:02:53 PM
Wait till the United Sisterhood of Whores union gets wind of this! |
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 Xerasia
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1340 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:14:23 PM
yeah i saw these when they were called "hands". |
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 jclv
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
86 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 5:12:41 PM
Shut up & take my...sperm! |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2372 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 3:57:58 PM
Orgasmatron |
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 danagamer
Male, 30-39, Western US
456 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 3:04:11 PM
I'd tap that |
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 xmastree_ph
Male, 40-49, Europe
416 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 1:59:47 PM
can't they do this instead? |
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OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8947 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:42:33 PM
Looks like an uncomfortably tight fit, plus the strokes were pretty short. |
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 HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
3058 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:20:54 PM
My Automatic Sperm Extractor cooks and cleans. |
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 chutulhu
Male, 40-49, Europe
51 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:41:27 AM
Most of us have one of these, we call them wives. |
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 SunnyNphilly
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
645 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:17:00 AM
thank god the video didnt load.. lols |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4273 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:14:44 AM
At last we can do away with that messy sex stuff! Nerds around the world, rejoice! |
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 som-tam
Male, 18-29, Asia
398 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 10:53:29 AM
@Arcval: oh no a tabloid that isn't 100% liberal in it's reporting of current affairs !!!!!! grow-up! |
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 Arcval
Male, 18-29, Europe
304 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:55:09 AM
F*cking hell IAB, where the f~*ck is the Daily Fail warning on this post?!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!!?!!!!!! |
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 Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
669 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:11:18 AM
REPOST
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 skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
690 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:10:19 AM
unless you're the first guy to use it..this is highly unhygienic |
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 madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
6411 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 7:37:41 AM
Link: It's Here!: The Automatic Sperm Extractor [Pic+] [Rate Link] - The Orgasmatron. Coming to a WalMart near you. |
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