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Join The Army They Said... [Pic]

Hits: 10190 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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tanksterele
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Monday, September 24, 2012 9:22:46 AM
Hell ya gas chamber, I get out of the Army today but i remember that poo like yesterday.

Rocketfight
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 5 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:31:15 AM
Army? How cute, I bet he called his mom right after this and told her how much fun he was having. Maybe when he grows up he can roll with the big boys in he good old USMC, rah!

miraclewik
Female, 18-29, Asia
 319 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012 7:12:25 AM
The food! The only good thing about boot camp! Those ladies behind the counter were the only ones ever allowed to smile at us. Made a HUGE difference at the end of the day when that non-nice individual behind you wouldn't stop kicking you in the heels during marches and you wanted to kill him.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24927 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 11:46:16 PM
@lik: But... I expressly asked for extra cream, they always got it wrong!!! I couldn't take it!

We Canadians have a combined boot camp. About 1/2 was Airforce, 1/4 Army and 1/4 Navy. We were all burning in the same hellfire! But the food was terrific!

I made a tiny error: I was 143 comming out, gained 8 pounds of pure muscle! Never been as strong since, that's for sure.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 11:26:17 PM
Luckily I dropped out of the AirForce before gas training day! Woo-hoo!
___

Awww...how cute, CHAIRFORCE! And you dropped out. I mean, I heard they bring you cappuccino's bedside during boot.

Army Strong, HOOAH!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24927 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 10:51:08 PM
"...his first road march in full battle rattle!"
I remember THAT @lostinkorea! Like the nightmare that it was! Hills + gear + FNC1A1 = kill me please!

Luckily I dropped out of the AirForce before gas training day! Woo-hoo!
Yes I'm a boot-camp wash-out. Hey! I was 17, 6'0" and weiged 147 pounds (135 going in, I gained 12 pounds of muscle in 7 weeks), I really should have waited another year to join...

My Drill Sergent (Collins) fought at The Battle Of Kapyong in Korea. We didn't give him ANY guff!

Don't Mess With The Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry!

356094
Male, 18-29, Asia
 107 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 10:44:49 PM
OMG Drill Sergeant Hayes! hahaha.
I attended US army Basic down at Ft. Benning 11B MOS.

I totally know that guy lol.

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2466 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 7:58:23 PM
How I look when I chop onions
Same same but different

bassman56
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 179 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 6:56:55 PM
What a cheerful happy world you live in, Andicicle.

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 6:22:04 PM
@Andicicle you should learn to think with your head instead of your arse

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4223 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 3:26:22 PM
Yepper, coming out of gas training. Not fun. But it teaches a healthy respect for that crap!

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16953 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 2:21:55 PM
Looks they came right out of the tear gas chamber.

Andicicle
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 466 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 1:51:11 PM
Well, in order to make soldiers do what they're told, they have to crack your psyche and make you into a mentally ill, emotionally dead, psychotic capable of indiscriminately killing civilians to help fill their fat corporate pockets. stay tuned kids, pretty soon those guns will be turned on us.

twitchy11B
Male, 18-29, Western US
 125 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 1:14:02 PM
LOL CS FTW!! i -in a weird way- miss those days... sigh.

Lord_Jereth
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 654 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 12:48:43 PM
There's always that one kid who cracks his mask, gets his first whiff of CS, panics and blindly sprints for the door ... only to bounce like a meat pinball off the biggest drill in the battalion who happens to be guarding it.

Good times ...

LJ

discardderek
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 67 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 12:28:20 PM
NBC Chamber training. Not so much fun. I remember puking out of my eyes and peeing out of my butt.

Kegomatix
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1312 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 12:24:40 PM
Yep, CS chamber.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 12:18:44 PM
Just wait till he goes on his first road march in full battle rattle! LMAO!!!

USAF27
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 97 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 12:12:41 PM
No name,no rank...BASIC TRAINING. A bit early to send this young warrior out to see the world. He's earning college credits in basic.

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 12:10:41 PM
Ahaha! I think the second kid is crying.

Why is it crying reminds me of basic training?

rastaspoon
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 29 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 12:06:33 PM
They just got gassed, more fun than misery, trust me

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1559 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 12:04:28 PM
Looks like army training and somebody's tired.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 11:58:51 AM
Haha, did he just come out of the gas chamber?

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 11:56:36 AM
Man up you little ish!

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2012 11:54:48 AM
I don't get this one at all.

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