 Azaram
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 130 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 10:05:25 AM
Unusual, but perfectly formed contraction. "I would have". |
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 Grumpdock
Male, 13-17, Europe
323 Posts
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Saturday, September 22, 2012 5:57:18 AM
I'd've? Hmm |
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 Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3303 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 10:29:56 PM
~squirrel applause for Sutra's story~ =^.^= |
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 Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
2930 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 9:00:46 PM
This is what nightmares are made of. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8711 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 8:41:25 PM
there are a couple of worse things i could think of
Yeah, he could have had a lobster in his helmet, or maybe a weasel. |
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 sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
1997 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 8:17:39 PM
A small bat flew in the house
My strategy was to climb the tallest furniture screaming like I was on fire. When I realized the folly of putting my face directly into its flight path; i dove and landed my chin on the chair and took the bowl of Gazpacho with me.
That bat actually hovered, looking quite concerned before he left the way it came in. |
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 muffalletta
Male, 18-29, Southern US
547 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 6:44:45 PM
plurals and possessives? kill yourselves |
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muffalletta
Male, 18-29, Southern US
547 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 6:43:13 PM
there are a couple of worse things i could think of |
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 Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
1270 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 6:27:55 PM
"@HolyGod: Apostrophes aren't ever used for plurals."
Incorrect.
tinyurl.com/clzczsd |
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 jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2352 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 4:50:04 PM
@HolyGod: Apostrophes aren't ever used for plurals. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 2:56:06 PM
I'd have been dead in that situation too. Of course I wouldn't have been on the motorcycle in the first place. |
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 CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2993 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 2:45:14 PM
i probably would have just crashed the bike into a wall, take the bastard with you.
i find this tactic works too:
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 maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
840 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 2:40:57 PM
@Holy God and BaconPie
You guys are retarded. |
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 HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
2888 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 2:22:43 PM
Bacon Pie
"Is I'd've plural possessive or plural possessive possessive?"
Is that a serious question? Apostrophes aren't just for plurals and possessives. They are also used for contractions such as I'd (I would) and would've (would have). This, apparently is a conjunction of I Would Have, which is neither plural or possessive in any way. |
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 LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
2401 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 1:59:18 PM
ferdyfred,
Your British reserve left you? Hand in your passport and accent and leave at once.
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 honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
1392 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 1:28:21 PM
I was driving down the street one night and a spider started to drop from the ceiling right in front of my eyes. It got me a bit but then I just gave a clap and called it a night. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5504 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 12:45:01 PM
I had such a 'moment' on a beach a couple of years ago, had a wasp fly up my shorts, terror and panic filled my soul, and for some reason the British reserve left me as I promptly ripped my shorts off to release the beast from my bellhousing. Only realizing my below decks was in view to a number of beach lovers. twas muchly embarrassing |
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 madduck
Female, 40-49, Europe
2821 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 12:18:14 PM
LordJim has it- if only because it was a sudanese crawly- aand god knows what they do to ones bits..... |
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 bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
1952 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 12:16:01 PM
Is I'd've plural possessive or plural possessive possessive? |
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 GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
889 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 12:13:02 PM
Had jehovas witness at my door and saw mormons down the street and I had to leave to go meet my girlfriend with whom I was having sinful relations with....
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 DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
899 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 12:09:58 PM
A beetle in your joy department...that would cause me some distress I have to say. |
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LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
2401 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 11:48:37 AM
Many years ago when I was a teacher in a small town in Sudan I left my modest quarters and set off for work. Just as a gaggle of schoolgirls walked by I realised I was not alone in my trousers. The 50 yard walk back took all the self control I could muster.
Turned out to a harmless brown beetle, but something chitinous and muli-legged approaching one's tackle trumps a damn spider in a helmet. |
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 greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
2125 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 11:47:46 AM
ya i woke up one night with a scrachy chest.. goto scratch and grab giant wolf spider.. i could have screamed like a girl and jumped outa bed..
drat that i squished him in my hand through on the floor and went back to sleep |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11676 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 11:45:46 AM
Been there. Only it was a wasp, not a spider. And I hate those bastards. |
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 mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1783 Posts
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Friday, September 21, 2012 11:43:42 AM
p()ssy... |
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