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The Only Commandments The Bible Needs [Pic]

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5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24381 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 6:22:20 PM
@HG: Um, this post is about substituting something "funny" with the actual "10 Commandments" right? And they're numbered 1 and 2...

Yet you're being a Nazi about it?
Dude, you've violated #2!

Which 10 Commandments?
Wiki Says Interesting Things too!

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4956 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 2:20:12 PM
5Cats

Oh Christ. The post is about "commandments". The pic is of the ten 10 commandment tablets.

You're saying every rule in the bible is a "commandment"? Fine. Then having to marry your rape victim and not wearing cloth of mixed fabric are commandments too.


MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 1:46:59 PM
The wisdom of Solomon:-

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it wasn't for pu$$y
my dick would rust.

Wherein I've just proved Matt's rule.

If you think you've hit #1 (be cool) your probably breaking #2 (don't be an a$$hole)

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24381 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 12:26:48 PM
Huh? What version of the 10 commandments are you reading? Are they different in Canada?

@HG: #1 is the Golden Rule and #2 is the Wisdom Of Solomon.

The "10 Commandments" aren't the only "rules" in the Bible, eh?

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1790 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 9:33:04 AM
Yeah, but it's Charleston Heston so ya know he's gotta glock under the robe.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6374 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 11:29:11 PM
One man's as*hole is another man's hero. 8-\

LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
 981 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 11:03:24 PM
"Love your neighbour as you love yourself"
================
i've been trying hard to practice that one, but alas, she shows no interest.

LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
 981 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 10:54:42 PM
"olyGod: as usual, you're entitled to your opinion, but you can always read these verses to learn a bit more about God's unconditional love."
============
hey, ok, let's check out those verses ...

"You may not know Me, but I know everything about you…
Psalm 139:1

I know when you sit down and when you rise up…
Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways…
Psalm 139:3"

... HOLY SH%T, I'M BEING STALKED!!!

korahn
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1023 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 8:43:34 PM
I think George Carlin put it better

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 8:25:17 PM
HolyGod: all i really know about that is that the wicked and evil doers will perish, as it's written:

Psalm 37:20 But the wicked will die; the enemies of the Lord will vanish like wild flowers; they will disappear like smoke.


FYI: if you meditate on the 10 commandments, you can find extremely deep wisdom covering all the things you mentioned. Also, the 10 commandments can be read like "Love God with all of your heart, mind soul and strength", (the first 5), and "Love your neighbour as you love yourself" (the second 5). Jesus said "Do this and you will live." He's right, so love one another as he commanded and there'll be nothing to fear.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4956 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 8:09:03 PM
The ten commandments are such a silly set or rules especially when you take into consideration the things that aren't on the list like Rape, Child Molestation, Assault, Arson, and others.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4956 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 8:08:45 PM
Since most people (including most Christians) don't seem to know what the 10 commandment are:

1. Don't worship other Gods
2. Do not make idols
3. Don't take the Lord's name in vain
4. Keep the sabbath holy
5. Honor your mother and father
6. Don't Murder
7. Don't commit adultery
8. Don't steal
9. Don't lie
10. Don't covet (desire)

1,2,3, and 4 are retarded and pointless. Things a jealous, ego-maniacal, self centered man would say. I can't imagine an omnipotent entity being so petty.

5,7, and 9 are good rules to live your life by, but certainly not rules. Definitely not top 10.

6 and 8 are really the only legitimate rules to live by.

10 is silly. I see nothing wrong with desiring other people's possessions as long as you don't steal them. It is good to have goals and be ambitious.

The ten commandments are such a silly set or rules especially when you take into consideration the things that aren't on

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4956 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 7:59:17 PM
artmunki

"you're just trolling 5Cats because you're used to targeting him. There was absolutely nothing questionable in what he said"

Not at all. I agree whole heartedly with what he said. I live my life by it. But it isn't in the 10 commandments. That was what I was saying.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4956 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 7:57:19 PM
TheGuySmiley

I'm not saying I want you to judge me. I'm asking if you believe that is God's judgement. Everyone interprets the Bible differently. Many believe that if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior the punishment is eternal damnation. I'm asking if that is your belief.

LillianDulci
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2696 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 7:35:12 PM
artmunki, the 2 things 5Catz said aren't in the 10 commandments. That's what was questionable about what he said.

artmunki
Male, 30-39, Europe
 174 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 6:26:47 PM
Landmark day - for once I actually completely agree with 5Cat. "Do unto others..." (or whichever variation on the wording you prefer) is the only moral rule you really need. The rest of the biblical Ten Commandments are either unnecessary extrapolations on that (neighbours, killing, etc.), or just religious dogma.

And HolyGod - you're just trolling 5Cats because you're used to targeting him. There was absolutely nothing questionable in what he said.

poonoodle
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 40 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 5:43:36 PM
"Are they different in Canada?"

I think it's because they use the metric system.

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 5:38:42 PM
HolyGod: its not my place to judge

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4956 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 4:23:45 PM
5Cats

"#1: Do to others what you'd like them to do to you.
#2: This too shall pass.
Oh wait, those are already in there!"

Huh? What version of the 10 commandments are you reading? Are they different in Canada?

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4956 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 4:22:52 PM
TheGuySmiley

Do you believe that if I am an atheist and I deny God's existence that I will be sent to hell for eternity?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24381 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 3:47:34 PM
#1: Do to others what you'd like them to do to you.
#2: This too shall pass.

Oh wait, those are already in there!

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2236 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 3:40:56 PM
But... sometimes I like being an non-nice individual.

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 3:30:09 PM
HolyGod: as usual, you're entitled to your opinion, but you can always read these verses to learn a bit more about God's unconditional love.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4956 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 3:25:03 PM
TheGuySmiley

"As I have loved you, so you must love one another."

God's love is conditional. Conditional love is not love.

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 3:16:31 PM
You only have to read the Bible to see he did:

John 13:34 A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.

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