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Jehovah's Witnesses Telling Deaf People

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ShadowVamp
Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 7:41:16 PM
@mac_24_seven: I was chuckling at the expressions, too. My guess is that he's hearing and not very fluent -- he has the look of a reasonably new student who's trying too hard to be expressive. (I'm still in the other camp; the reasonably new student who can't get her face to move at all.)

Morph303
Male, 18-29, Europe
 9 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 1:33:22 PM
I'm gunna go ahead an call 1:32 a new meme.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4113 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 11:34:37 AM
jeez, deaf people are dirty!

mac_24_seven
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 87 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 8:20:21 AM
@ShadowVamp

Looked like he spelled "ALL".

As a JW IN ASL (though not deaf) I find this disturbing and funny. I feel for the Bro that had to do this. The facial expressions are just... wow. I think he went overboard on it.

But thats my opinion. I think this is out of the "Questions Young People Ask" book.

bex753
Male, 40-49, Western US
 182 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 6:05:42 AM
this was AWWWWSOME (said in an high pitched voice)

eduardoleon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 501 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 3:49:28 AM
best thing on the web

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16141 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:30:37 PM
Gerry, please tell me that Pmarren didn't lure you to the dark side.

ShadowVamp
Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 6:06:39 PM
@Scuzoid: Mormon's can't have caffeine. Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones who refuse blood transfusions and organ transplants (although that's slowly changing).

ShadowVamp
Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 6:03:29 PM
Anybody here know ASL? I'm getting most of this, but I can't seem to catch the fingerspelling at 1:33. You notice what?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 5:05:53 PM

Kill all the kittens!

Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 369 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 1:24:47 PM
I think I saw some signing about a kitten dying every time you masturbate.



lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1804 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:49:08 PM
I think I saw some signing about a kitten dying every time you masturbate.

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:21:46 PM
Maybe. Can Mormon's have caffeine? I know one of the two can't and figured that would have to be something only a newer "holy text" would be able to prohibit.

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:15:03 PM
You might be thinking of the book of mormon

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:13:25 PM
I forget as I don't really care that much, but do Jehovah's Witnesses' have their own special bible in addition to the common one? I recall they have their own special bizarre rules and all.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16141 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:01:04 PM
FoolsPrussia: It was bad news for you, back then, if God told you to do something and you didn't do it, especially when it could've messed up the lineage of Abraham.

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3158 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:51:00 AM
'God killed Onan for disobeying him, not for masturbation.'

God sure is a nice guy.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16141 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:33:15 AM
Actually the one and only partial example of prohibition of masturbation in the bible comes from a guy named Onan. Onan's brother died leaving a widow behind. God told Onan to marry the widow and have children, Onan disobeyed and 'spilled his seed on the ground'. God killed Onan for disobeying him, not for masturbation. This caused a crisis though, both brothers were dead, which lead to the whole story of Abraham and Sarah giving birth to Isaac in her nineties.

So basically without masturbation the whole Abrahamic source of Judeo-Christian ethic would be different and not as prophetic.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11721 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:09:14 AM
Do deaf girls have vaginas, OldOllie?

You wouldn't think so, but there you have it.

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:08:53 AM
Please tell me there is a gif. of that hispanic guy air-masturbating.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3610 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 10:36:00 AM
Do deaf girls have vaginas, OldOllie?

skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:34:00 AM
better than porn =)

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11721 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:32:38 AM
So how's a deaf girl supposed to have a monologue with her vagina if she can't use her hands?

allebanna
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 10 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:26:55 AM
Link: Jehovah's Witnesses Telling Deaf People [Rate Link] - ...to not masturbate?


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