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Hits: 13331 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 226 Posts
Monday, September 17, 2012 11:37:26 AM
"had to resort to a plastic banana?"
SOMETHING'S gotta go in there, dammit!

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14427 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:39:08 PM
the only way this could be ANY Creepier is if the Aunt was actually the Uncle.

How do you know she wasn't?

Fleaman1797
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 719 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 7:27:36 PM
the only way this could be ANY Creepier is if the Aunt was actually the Uncle.

jak22
Male, 18-29, Western US
 154 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 4:04:15 PM
Savage love is the greatest column ever written. Dan Savage is the man.

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1853 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:23:52 AM
Heck, why stop there? Get her a buttplug and a mech, too.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14427 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:12:32 AM
Get her a "My Little Baloney Pony."

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 6:24:42 PM
I think Auntie has a tad too much interest in a 14-year-old's ability to get herself off. That's about an 8.5 on the creepy scale.

PizzaPits
Male, 18-29, Western US
 555 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 3:55:47 PM
I don't know how it would be with girls, but I know I'd be a little creeped out if say, my uncle got me a pocket pussy for my birthday. Not that I wouldn't use it. Just seems like a weird gift that makes you wonder... Pedo??

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 3:49:23 PM
When I sit there and ask you to get yourself off, and you do not pull a dildo out of your drawer, it's pretty clear vaginal orgasms are not something you (easily) experience and/or put much effort into experiencing. In which case, guess what, I'm not going to rush to a sex shop to find the biggest dildo I can to force you to "love the dildo" as you seem to think "a man" will. However, there ARE plenty of clitoral stimulation devices on the market that I've personally seen work better than a bit of finger circles. I've experienced this exact scene multiple times with multiple women.

Now when I ask a DIFFERENT woman to accomplish the same task and she does pull out a dildo, and she does completely forget she has a clitoris, guess what, I can safely assume there ARE women that need penetration. Same thing, experienced that situation multiple times.

Go burn your bra on someone else's lawn. This "man" isn't here to tell you YOU need a dick.

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 3:39:29 PM
@Paper, I made it very clear to add the term vibe to my statement. Yes, I do believe every sexually active woman on the planet can find a great deal of pleasure from some sort of vibrating apparatus or synthetic phallic toy sold at an online sex shop. Clearly isn't required, but the whole reason I call your experience on the matter into question is the fact that you initially state this conversation to be "awful" and that anything short of two awkward consenting teens experiencing their first time together is going to frak with a woman's mind. Those are your words.

@Lauriloo I presume because I've known a far larger number of woman sexually than you have. As simple as that. I didn't argue the point that a dildo would be a waste of time for YOU, I argued they are certainly not a waste of time for WOMEN in general. There is a reason the item's come in so many varieties and are actually sold.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11232 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 3:06:45 PM
Just buy her a bloody phone

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 2:46:11 PM
it was all going so well, until the present was unwrapped at her birthday party..


NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 12:33:10 PM
I was quite weirded out at first, but than I realized it's a woman. I guess if they have a good connection it's not so creepy, just a little.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 10:39:04 AM
@Scuzoid Spoken like a man. why would YOU presume to know what a woman's body responds to? If your sex partners were absolutely honest with you, you might know more about it. Yes, there is pleasure to be had in other areas of a woman's body but, by and large, most of a woman's climaxes come from the clitoris. I've read research about it AND I have a female body to test it out on. How about you? How many women do you know without a clitoris?

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6458 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 9:18:12 AM
Yeah that's creepy and wrong. No need to rob some boy of breaking in a virgin.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8865 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 7:16:25 AM
@TKD_Master, My thoughts exactly.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1706 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2012 7:01:37 AM
scuzoid, I can't tell if you're trolling or being honest. You think every girl/woman on the planet would enjoy a dildo? I'm sorry but a dildo is not an integral part of learning sexuality. It may be for some, but it isn't the case that it cannot happen without one. Don't you think women should decide for themselves? This seems pretty obvious.

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2012 10:37:02 PM
super creepy when you imagine it coming from a man. slightly creepy once you realize it's from an aunt.

LillianDulci
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2696 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2012 8:36:17 PM
Tbh I thought it was her uncle at first (probably has to do with me having only uncles for most of my life). But coming from an aunt, I think it's perfectly nice and even a good thing. She wouldn't be forced to use it (that'd be creepy) and it's much better coming from an aunt than her own mom and it shows that she shouldn't be ashamed of something so natural.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2012 8:21:28 PM
A girl that young doesn't need toys. She should learn how to get off without them or she's not going to know what to do when her boyfriend's dick doesn't vibrate.
I'll be honest here. As soon as I turned 18 I bought toys right away, before I lost my virginity. But I was 18, I was getting bored of all the things I could do alone. I didn't need it by any means, I was an expert at enjoying myself without help, but there were many years of learning and practice.

Lillim
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 271 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2012 7:59:49 PM
"All of the action is in the clitoris"
Yeah, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree. Perhaps that is the case with you, but that is not universally true.

As far as the letter, I think it's a valid question. I learned what got me going before I ever involved someone else in my sex life; it made for a lot of really good experiences, rather than the traumatic let-downs that many of my friends recall as their "firsts." Smart aunt.

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2012 6:58:40 PM
"All the action is at the clitoris"

Cause that's just wrong. First lets start with your statement. I seriously doubt "so many" people assume a woman needs a dildo/penis to climax. That said, I guarantee there is a vibrating sex toy of some sort that is at least twice as good at getting you off than your hand. Which is the point most try to make on the subject of sex toys, dildo's may not be your thing, but there's plenty else out there. Which is why the reply to this aunt was pretty much "Don't just buy the girl what you like, get her involved in the purchase somehow."

Now for the second part. All YOUR action may be at the clitoris, but there is a reason most people separate female orgasms into two different categories, and I promise, there are plenty of women who have absolutely no need for their clitoris as long as "trails off into graphic description"

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2012 6:48:01 PM
Obviously not counting women who are exceptionally elderly, malnourished, and/or emotionally traumatized. Nor those with nervous system disabilities, nor those with significant mental disabilities.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2012 6:39:28 PM
I don't know why so many people think women need a dildo to masturbate. All the action is at the clitoris, which the penis and dildo are woefully inadequate at stimulating. I never masturbate with a dildo, it's a waste of time.

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2012 6:38:45 PM
It was her aunt.

"How do you know she's into that?"

HAHA. There aren't even words to express how ridiculous that statement is.....

Okay, lets back up. You may not be heterosexual. Are you? If not I can understand your misinformation with the opposite gender. But if you are, how in the frak did you come to the conclusion there are ANY women on this planet who won't enjoy "just the right" vibe/dildo+lube combo?

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