 InTheNameOf
Male, 30-39, Western US
 329 Posts
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Monday, September 17, 2012 2:52:44 PM
They named the baby "Peaches". Ugh. |
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 broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
683 Posts
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Friday, September 14, 2012 1:08:00 PM
faaaaq,
You put the phone down a moment. Attend to your baby instead of it now falling out of the tipped stroller, as was clearly happening while she was still too busy with the phone to respond as effectively as she otherwise could have. When the baby has been properly attended to, you return to your call. If this confuses you, USE CONDOMS EVERY TIME! |
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 handimanner
Male, 50-59, Western US
1167 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:42:04 PM
We had a little poly sleeping bag for our newborn and I picked him up from the front seat and he squirted out of that bag like a greased weasel, barely caught by a foot headed for the parking lot, whew. That said, hey, if yer kid is taking a spill, put down the frikken phone.
Tell dad I still don't like Mondays. |
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 faaaaq
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
644 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:47:41 PM
im not sure whats wrong..? She tipped over the baby, then, and i repeat THEN, put the phone between her shoulder and ear to aid said baby. should she instead have ignored baby and walked on without it? im confused. |
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McDuff73
Male, 30-39, Europe
367 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 10:05:13 AM
the incline is upwards!? maybe possibly if you were going downwards but youd still have to be as stupid as hell but absolutely not whilst going up a hill! |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:05:20 AM
photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
747 Posts Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:41:14 AM
well if you look closely she is on a bit of an incline . . . you guys never drop a baby?
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WTF? NO, NEVER! |
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 caper454
Male, 40-49, Canada
286 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:25:02 AM
photomstr: I have three kids and I've never dropped any of them. Not even once. Maybe this explains why yours aren't so swift. |
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 IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
2141 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 3:55:15 AM
Ah the Geldof's. The family born without the shame gene.
If you thought Bono was a pr1ck, then Bob is his master. |
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Bantangoo
Male, 30-39, Europe
133 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:43:11 AM
I-A-B's Mother of the Year 2012 winner! |
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photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
767 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:41:14 AM
well if you look closely she is on a bit of an incline . . . you guys never drop a baby? |
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 MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
1075 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:56:05 AM
Bob Geldof is responsible for this: We are the world - USA for Africa |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2710 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:15:03 AM
as long as she tweeted it, thats ok. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5504 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:14:08 AM
She has been slated by all the papers over here, mother with a toppled baby, still jabbering on the phone, Sir Bob, whup your useless name grabbing pisstake of a daughter, she twittered about the state of the pavements (sidewalk for Americans) maybe she should take more attention when walking babba |
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 Mrpoo
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
141 Posts
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Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:09:55 AM
Her mother was an A-hole too. |
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 xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 11:40:01 PM
She needs a bluetooth earpiece so she can go full retard |
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 VirtualParty
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
794 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:42:03 PM
Just read comments. Of course I've seen the wall and know pink floyd. drat me if I don't remember the name of the actor eh? After all I used the internet to view it and thusly skipped all credit sequences. |
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 Baelzar
Male, 40-49, Western US
1348 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:41:55 PM
TOTALLY zoomed in on the wrong spot there. |
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VirtualParty
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
794 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:39:58 PM
Who is this? Who is her father? Why are the important? |
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 JannatheGrea
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
147 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:18:53 PM
@Angillion I totally know someone named Heavenleigh. |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2401 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:21:31 PM
So, Ang... His kids are named after MLP's?... |
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 robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
2752 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 6:43:11 PM
<<<<Knows Bobby Geldof personally. Well, not really. |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9533 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 6:40:03 PM
why did he name his offspring peaches.
If you think that's bad, you should see what her sisters are called. Peaches has the most sensible name of the siblings.
No, really. She does.
I'll save anyone looking it up. In order of WTFiness:
Peaches
Pixie
Fifi Trixibelle.
And no, the last one isn't the name of a pet fancy toy poodle with its fur cut into silly shapes. Well, it is, but it's also the name of one of his daughters.
Oh my, it seems that the reality is even worse. I was just checking to see if the right spelling was 'Pixie' or 'Pixy' and I found something I didn't know (or care about).
Peaches and Pixie are just the names that they use. Their full names are Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie.
Oh, and the late runner is their sister (and biological half-sister), Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence-Geldof.
I might revise my rankings, but my wtfimeter has overl |
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 lotus78
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
28 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 6:03:50 PM
It took me second to realize the sequence of events. She flips the kid and then gets back on the phone. Brilliant. Darwinism obviously doesn't affect people anymore. |
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 mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1576 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 4:59:44 PM
Thank you Patch. |
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mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1576 Posts
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012 4:58:10 PM
Nobody knows who Bob Geldof is?
This is Bob Geldof as I know him.
Pink Floyd The Wall???
Also, Boomtown Rats, Band Aid/Live Aid/Live 8
You people live under a rock. |
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