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No 'Speaka Da English' Resume Cover Letter [Pic]

Hits: 14572 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1856 Posts
Thursday, September 13, 2012 10:01:29 PM
Better than I would do if I moved to Japan to make sushi

Oster
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 104 Posts
Thursday, September 13, 2012 4:45:32 PM
"I admire his spunk."

Oh, THAT's what the stain at the bottom of the page is.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Thursday, September 13, 2012 4:23:55 AM
I admire his spunk.

BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 6:21:01 PM
So what that English is his second language, hope that he/she talks better than their grammar. For they come across as a keen go getter.

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 11:05:37 AM
You don't need to be an English major to work at Domino's so yeah I'd hire him. Bet he's a go-getter.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3384 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:49:56 AM
having been in the position to hire people, its amazing to me that some people can't even spell their own names. (true story.)

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5851 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:44:36 AM
woW- how nice to see agreement- yes- I would hire him. Seems keem and prepared to work

jinxjinx34
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 173 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:37:08 AM
He knows more english than I know spanish.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4667 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:02:48 AM
Seems keen. I'd hire him.

stagefreak
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 376 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:09:06 AM
well, at long as it's his pleasure.

FanciestCrab
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 23 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 6:49:28 AM
As long as the guy wants to work, which he obviously does, I'd give him a job.

Solargirl
Female, 18-29, Europe
 89 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 6:39:05 AM
I'd hire him :)

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2013 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 6:33:44 AM
I'd hire him. He's clearly eager to work, and his English can easily be improved.

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 6:27:03 AM
Yep. In a heartbeat.

botfly
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 616 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 5:21:31 AM
Why not? Most of you are illiterate and you have jobs, right?

gary8162
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 818 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 4:19:09 AM
What's the matter Jessr23 and Shunya913? You guys didn't get the Domino's jobs?

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11341 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 12:41:27 AM
Think he would show a fair few people up, he has the go, I'd hire him

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11341 Posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 12:40:26 AM
Jessr23
Stop spamming will ya

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 10:34:37 PM
He's Asian, he'll get into an accident on the first fu*king day.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14520 Posts
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:52:46 PM
He wouldn't be the best employee you could hire, but on the other hand, you could pay him with plastic poker chips.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:22:55 PM
When you can barely speak English any job seems like a miracle. Still, some idiot teenager who hates the job will probably do it better than him simply because he speaks English better.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:22:48 PM
Yeah, right. You hire this guy for his attitude, and the next thing people are phoning up yelling that their Hawaiian 'za has anchovies on it or the vegetarian is covered in pepperoni. You take your chances when you hire a guy whose English sounds like Yoda on acid.

Fantom2993
Male, 18-29, Western US
 345 Posts
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 8:05:15 PM
then there was the other resume
"ey dawg mah name be tyrell i be sell pizza nameen? the end"

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12078 Posts
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 7:39:58 PM
vv What Coyoteking said. Well, maybe except for the "hired" part - I'd have to interview first. But yeah, I bet he'd be extremely chipper and a bloody hard worker.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 6:30:32 PM
sounds like a real go getter. guy has passion and probably works hard. hired!

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