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Turtle-Gasm ! NSFW If You're A Tortoise

Hits: 5770 | Rating: (1.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: Gerry1of1
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JaundiceCake
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Saturday, September 08, 2012 4:36:39 PM
"I think my turtle just had an orgasm on my patio."
Quote of the year.

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 920 Posts
Friday, September 07, 2012 8:24:22 AM
Exhibitionist turtle....hey bunch of women watching ...you want some of this ????? huh ?? You know you want it!!!

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3397 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 5:54:18 PM
"OH MY GOD I THINK HE JUST CAME!"

mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 4:56:19 PM
Well, I hope this video doesn't ever fall into the hands of Japanese animators.

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2304 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 4:12:17 PM
ewwwwwwwwwww

Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1003 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 3:04:34 PM
As interesting as the turtle penis was I sure as hell would not be sticking my face down there!!! LOL I was waiting for him to gizz all over one those chick's face,that would teach them not to stick their face down there again!!LOL

hwkiller
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 495 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 3:00:35 PM
Does that one lady literally have no idea what ejaculate looks like??

"Oh weird, it's got this foamy milky stuff coming out of it."

Also, I would HOPE that's the weirdest penis she's ever seen.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 12:22:57 PM

Is that what they use to make Turtle Soup?

Misfit-Mutt
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 349 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 12:09:30 PM
Wow,cool!

Dover78
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 224 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 11:06:45 AM


piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3757 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:59:01 AM
Turtles are sex addicted,they are used to cross my field in Sardegna and every time a male and a female meet they don't waste the chance to copulate, every single time. And they are also so noisy when they do it. I think they do it cause they don't live in group so any meeting is a good occasion for procreation.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4834 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:44:33 AM
"Yep. They're gonna try it..."

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11505 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:12:27 AM
Nearly turtle-bukakke

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Thursday, September 06, 2012 6:51:33 AM
Link: Turtle-Gasm ! NSFW If You're A Tortoise [Rate Link] - Turtle Porn: Money shot at 1:20.


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