 JaundiceCake
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 680 Posts
|
Saturday, September 08, 2012 4:36:39 PM
"I think my turtle just had an orgasm on my patio."
Quote of the year. |
|
 pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
649 Posts
|
Friday, September 07, 2012 8:24:22 AM
Exhibitionist turtle....hey bunch of women watching ...you want some of this ????? huh ?? You know you want it!!! |
|
 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2852 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 5:54:18 PM
"OH MY GOD I THINK HE JUST CAME!" |
|
mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
649 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 4:56:19 PM
Well, I hope this video doesn't ever fall into the hands of Japanese animators. |
|
 ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2184 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 4:12:17 PM
ewwwwwwwwwww |
|
 Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
712 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 3:04:34 PM
As interesting as the turtle penis was I sure as hell would not be sticking my face down there!!! LOL I was waiting for him to gizz all over one those chick's face,that would teach them not to stick their face down there again!!LOL |
|
 hwkiller
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
495 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 3:00:35 PM
Does that one lady literally have no idea what ejaculate looks like??
"Oh weird, it's got this foamy milky stuff coming out of it."
Also, I would HOPE that's the weirdest penis she's ever seen. |
|
 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25529 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 12:22:57 PM
Is that what they use to make Turtle Soup? |
|
 Misfit-Mutt
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
291 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 12:09:30 PM
Wow,cool! |
|
 Dover78
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
222 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 11:06:45 AM
 |
|
 piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
3155 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:59:01 AM
Turtles are sex addicted,they are used to cross my field in Sardegna and every time a male and a female meet they don't waste the chance to copulate, every single time. And they are also so noisy when they do it. I think they do it cause they don't live in group so any meeting is a good occasion for procreation. |
|
 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2397 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:44:33 AM
"Yep. They're gonna try it..." |
|
 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6276 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:12:27 AM
Nearly turtle-bukakke |
|
Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25529 Posts
|
Thursday, September 06, 2012 6:51:33 AM
Link: Turtle-Gasm ! NSFW If You're A Tortoise [Rate Link] - Turtle Porn: Money shot at 1:20. |
|
Back to Listing
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}