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No Rice Dicks! [Pic]

Hits: 11049 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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lotus78
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Monday, September 03, 2012 6:44:52 PM
I thought Rice Dick was going to be Romney's secretary of state.

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2541 Posts
Monday, September 03, 2012 9:29:46 AM
I'm sure, some how, some way, there would be a legitimate circumstance that would require the chef to create.. a phallic rice dish.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24154 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 10:54:40 PM
Rice Dick Sushi

No Beer Dicks Either!

I knew a female prep-chef who'd make exact, life-like penises out of carrots! (Ecept they were orange, obviously) then...
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! them up while laughing her butt off!
The guys were always nice to her, idk why.

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2304 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 9:39:49 PM
hahah they put this sign up because obviously it happened before

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4834 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 6:51:07 PM
"Fu*k. I'll have to stick to juggling knives to impress the ladies..."

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 6:11:26 PM
But where is he ever going to find a terminator to do his terminating?

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 2971 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 3:15:39 PM
Shrimp vaginas are OK, though?

PizzaPits
Male, 18-29, Western US
 555 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 2:44:32 PM
lmao, i'd let them do it as long as they didn't serve them to customers.

apk892
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 176 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 12:34:32 PM
@smagboy1 you just took something a little funny and made it pooty. congratulations on ruining the fun everyone else might have had.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11505 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 11:32:01 AM
Ah, the legendary Kanamara Maki

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4046 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 11:20:33 AM
I'm pretty sure that if that warning was necessary, the word "cook" should have been used--and probably would have been a stretch. Given the sign, "chef" demonstrates significant self-delusion about the sign maker's ideas regarding the classification of that establishment.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 11:11:18 AM
Link: No Rice Dicks! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Must be a Benihana.


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