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No Rice Dicks! [Pic]

Hits: 11119 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Monday, September 03, 2012 6:44:52 PM
I thought Rice Dick was going to be Romney's secretary of state.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2584 Posts
Monday, September 03, 2012 9:29:46 AM
I'm sure, some how, some way, there would be a legitimate circumstance that would require the chef to create.. a phallic rice dish.

Male, 50-59, Canada
 29120 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 10:54:40 PM
Rice Dick Sushi

No Beer Dicks Either!

I knew a female prep-chef who'd make exact, life-like penises out of carrots! (Ecept they were orange, obviously) then...
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! them up while laughing her butt off!
The guys were always nice to her, idk why.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2303 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 9:39:49 PM
hahah they put this sign up because obviously it happened before

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5428 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 6:51:07 PM
"Fu*k. I'll have to stick to juggling knives to impress the ladies..."

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 6:11:26 PM
But where is he ever going to find a terminator to do his terminating?

Male, 60-69, Eastern US
 4527 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 3:15:39 PM
Shrimp vaginas are OK, though?

Male, 18-29, Western US
 555 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 2:44:32 PM
lmao, i'd let them do it as long as they didn't serve them to customers.

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 184 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 12:34:32 PM
@smagboy1 you just took something a little funny and made it pooty. congratulations on ruining the fun everyone else might have had.

Male, 40-49, Asia
 13916 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 11:32:01 AM
Ah, the legendary Kanamara Maki

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4242 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 11:20:33 AM
I'm pretty sure that if that warning was necessary, the word "cook" should have been used--and probably would have been a stretch. Given the sign, "chef" demonstrates significant self-delusion about the sign maker's ideas regarding the classification of that establishment.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 2684 Posts
Sunday, September 02, 2012 11:11:18 AM
Link: No Rice Dicks! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Must be a Benihana.

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