 lotus78
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 28 Posts
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Monday, September 03, 2012 6:44:52 PM
I thought Rice Dick was going to be Romney's secretary of state. |
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 keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2318 Posts
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Monday, September 03, 2012 9:29:46 AM
I'm sure, some how, some way, there would be a legitimate circumstance that would require the chef to create.. a phallic rice dish. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16929 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 10:54:40 PM
Rice Dick Sushi
No Beer Dicks Either!
I knew a female prep-chef who'd make exact, life-like penises out of carrots! (Ecept they were orange, obviously) then...
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! them up while laughing her butt off!
The guys were always nice to her, idk why. |
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 ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2184 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 9:39:49 PM
hahah they put this sign up because obviously it happened before |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2403 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 6:51:07 PM
"Fu*k. I'll have to stick to juggling knives to impress the ladies..." |
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 TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
4827 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 6:11:26 PM
But where is he ever going to find a terminator to do his terminating? |
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 broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
701 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 3:15:39 PM
Shrimp vaginas are OK, though? |
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 PizzaPits
Male, 18-29, Western US
555 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 2:44:32 PM
lmao, i'd let them do it as long as they didn't serve them to customers. |
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 apk892
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
149 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 12:34:32 PM
@smagboy1 you just took something a little funny and made it pooty. congratulations on ruining the fun everyone else might have had. |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6298 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 11:32:01 AM
Ah, the legendary Kanamara Maki |
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 SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
2738 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 11:20:33 AM
I'm pretty sure that if that warning was necessary, the word "cook" should have been used--and probably would have been a stretch. Given the sign, "chef" demonstrates significant self-delusion about the sign maker's ideas regarding the classification of that establishment. |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Sunday, September 02, 2012 11:11:18 AM
Link: No Rice Dicks! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Must be a Benihana. |
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