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Lady Pictured In Newspaper Pouring Gas? [Pic]

Hits: 11427 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6911 Posts
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 6:10:36 AM
Rachel Lamke, that's who.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 9:18:16 PM
I remember when gas was $.25/gal.

This month gas went UP $.25/gal.

O-ba-muh! O-ba-muh! O-ba-muh!

Corpsecrank
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 932 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:52:48 PM
"The nozzle wouldn't click on if the bellows aren't compressed"

Not true at all. I just pumped 3 containers of gas at a brand new get-go where I live and there is no "compression" needed for the handle to be squeezed and gas to start flowing. For compression to occur you first need something to be air tight which would make it impossible to fill a gas container wouldn't it...

avail9988
Male, 18-29, Australia
 678 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:43:11 PM
"Shopped - The nozzle wouldn't click on if the bellows aren't compressed..."

They dont let you have any fun in the USA do they?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 28526 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 4:30:38 PM
VV I think @Swash has the correct answer!
Nice one mate!

Zuriel
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 555 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 3:30:00 PM
looks like she made it happy... "pre"-gas

Swash
Male, 30-39, Australia
 225 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 3:20:13 PM
Best guess is she's just finished filling up and pulled the nozzle out - there's usually still a bit of fuel left in the nozzle, especially if you've completely filled the tank.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15499 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 1:53:10 PM
She must be extremely religious

Magickrat
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 523 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 12:41:49 PM
Shopped - The nozzle wouldn't click on if the bellows aren't compressed...

saaytin
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 169 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 11:50:28 AM
Expert Mode!

syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1143 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 10:47:43 AM
She didn't want the resell value of the car to go down. Once it's been penetrated, it's never the same.

DingDingDong
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1505 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 10:39:20 AM
lol, why would they use that photo??? hahaha

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 13785 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 9:54:32 AM
She's desperate to avoid penetration.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34157 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 9:01:20 AM

A guy could'a got the stream to hit the tank.
just sayin'

putzco
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 214 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 8:33:59 AM
I think I understand now how that fire started on Aug. 6th.

SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
 441 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 8:28:05 AM
Why's the hose between her legs? This girl wants to be a boy. Lets all chip in and get her a sex change.

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 2038 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:52:06 AM
Obviously an employee at the refinery, she fills truck tanks the same way.

tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3333 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:51:01 AM
Was about to say the same as patch. Modern cars and even pump nozzles will not allow you to remove while in use, or use when not in a container or vehicle.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:48:40 AM
"Dang. I cain't get the gas stream into the car 'cuz my hands are shakin'. Lemme light a cig to calm my nerves."

that1joshguy
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 231 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:48:34 AM
its not always a good idea to pull out

WorldOfJames
Male, 18-29, Europe
 953 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:44:55 AM
answer: a moron.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5753 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:32:23 AM
I guess it's possible that's just her taking the nozzle out, perhaps while still pressing the trigger? I can't imagine anyone doing it this way, it wouldn't even work on most modern cars.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2551 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:25:55 AM
Link: Lady Pictured In Newspaper Pouring Gas? [Pic] [Rate Link] - What kind of dummy fills their gas tank like this?


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