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This Is The Sling David Used To Kill Goliath [Pic]

Hits: 17148 | Rating: (1.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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KPres
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 309 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2012 10:11:21 PM
Watch it IAB. You can get killed over stuff like this.

Oh, wait, wrong religion. Carry on, then.

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 9:09:50 PM
Did someone in the I-A-B office throw this thing together ?? I wonder....

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5056 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 2:43:35 PM
You guys are really debating sling vs. slingshot and old testament vs. new testament. It is from the bible.

That is like watching Alvin and the Chipmunks and complaining it isn't accurate because his paw isn't on the right fret for the song they are playing.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4778 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 10:04:15 AM
@Orchideous

No. It's a catapult. As in Dennis the Menace. Of course it's a catapult. I've had enough of them.

It may be an historical error in terms of the original catapults, but that is still what they are called in the UK.

CaptainPabst
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1253 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 9:54:26 AM
nah thats fancy's butt plug

Orchideous
Male, 18-29, Europe
 361 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 9:16:05 AM
It's not called a catapult in the UK, it's still a sling shot.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4778 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 6:27:42 AM
@ultimakewl

Both testaments pre-date 1840.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 5:50:51 AM
Ooh them pebbles are deadly.

ultimakewl
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 5:42:31 AM
@LordJim
lets not forget that david and goliath is old testament
while jesus is strictly new testament

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4778 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 5:09:42 AM
That's a sling-shot (catapult in the UK). David purportedly used a sling (whirl and release). Sling-shots only go back as far as vulcanised rubber, circa 1840.

SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 2:09:59 AM
Want.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 2:03:27 AM
Not a sling.

xmastree_ph
Male, 40-49, Europe
 416 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 1:23:43 AM



som-tam
Male, 18-29, Asia
 653 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2012 12:29:33 AM
that is a catapult not a sling-shot

bassman56
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 179 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 11:39:31 PM
Except for one thing, skytz1337 - Jesus was a Jew, as was David, from the original story. And Andrew is correct, that's a slingshot, not a sling.

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1873 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 9:59:10 PM
Good grief, David is old testament. Jesus is the new kid. This sling has it backwards.

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 8:58:04 PM
..and this is the Sling Blade that killed Goliath


Andrew155
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 8:48:21 PM
Don't use anti-gay epithets. It makes you sound dumb.

Andrew155
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 8:13:29 PM
This is not a sling.....

I am surrounded by dumbness.

skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 8:11:49 PM
Jesus sling...because nothing says "love your enemy" like hitting him with with stones. True christian logic.

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 7:52:59 PM
Sling? Looks more like a crossbow. Or a cat-o-nine-tails. Someone doesn't know basic weaponry.

Burgh
Male, 40-49, Western US
 292 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 7:51:42 PM
"And as that thong is leather, it's a piss-poor slingshot, too."

The power of Christ compels it to stretch.

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 7:24:49 PM
"let he without sin, cast the first stone"

I think this little number lets you bypass that noise.

obertoe
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 28 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 6:50:22 PM
Hmm... So he used this 1000 years before Christ? LOL

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4744 Posts
Saturday, August 04, 2012 6:44:12 PM
slingshot =/= sling.

And as that thong is leather, it's a piss-poor slingshot, too.

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