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The Optimist's Way Of Looking At Life [Pic]

Hits: 10963 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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arsebanditry
Male, 40-49, Europe
 138 Posts
Friday, July 27, 2012 2:50:59 AM
1 untrue, the unemployed pay tax- just not income tax

that would be Realism!


arsebanditry
Male, 40-49, Europe
 138 Posts
Friday, July 27, 2012 2:50:16 AM
1 untrue, the unemployed pay tax- just not income tax


Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:17:56 AM
lol holy sh*t Swash, that made me laugh and yet I feel terrible for it.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5260 Posts
Thursday, July 26, 2012 6:10:03 AM
"Buying illegal gun: If you're not too fussy"
Cats are supposed to be good at sneakin' about.
Good job.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26233 Posts
Thursday, July 26, 2012 1:47:49 AM
@BrimstoneOne is exactly correct@! But he leaves out several factors:
Apply for FAC (Firearms Aquisition Certificate) requires PERMISSION form your Ex-Wife and/or your Ex-Girlfriends!

I haven't seen/spoken to my ex-wife in 15 years I hope to continue that trend!

Buying illegal gun: If you're not too fussy, you go to the Merchant's Hotel on Selkirk Ave, tell scummy-looking people you'd like to buy a pistol. Wait 1 hour. Buy pistol.

Simple really.

drummeryan
Male, 13-17, Canada
 57 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:22:27 PM
too much work to think like that

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:06:17 PM
Just goes to show that no matter how much you have there's always extra responsibility that comes with it. Mo money, mo problems.

Swash
Male, 30-39, Australia
 225 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:45:31 PM
Thankful for my family dying in that car crash because it means I don't have to figure out what to buy them for their birthdays ever again.

Being optimistic is easy if you're cynical enough.

burbclaver
Male, 50-59, Western US
 859 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 4:38:59 PM
What about the boil on your ass?

BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 3:27:43 PM
Canada has guns, but the bureaucracy is nuts!

!8 months to get license, 2 month plus fee for the safety course, 2 to 8 months for the registration papers. And if your getting a restricted weapon, there another 4 months and a compliance inspection. And this is for legal guns.

Now the illegal stuff smuggled from the States, go to major city and/or major border community, pay couple hundred to couple thousand (depending on weapon desired) to smuggler/dealer around 2 weeks you have weapon of choice, hoping the your shipment didn't get busted buy the cops/boarder patrol; or the dealer was dud/scam.

both are expensive, but one guarantees (almost) that you could walk away with your gun (in a lock box)

mamba
Male, 18-29, Europe
 618 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 2:42:13 PM
"Alarm goes off means i'm alive"

I dare anyone to try and tell me that in the morning.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5072 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 1:23:10 PM
5Cats

"No guns for us Canadians."

Wait. What? Canada is 13th in the world in gun ownership. Nothing on us of course. We always win on Guns, God, and obesity. USA! USA! USA!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26233 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:03:26 AM
The Gun that I put to my Head to Stop Such Nonsense

@Baelzar: Lucky American! No guns for us Canadians.

The razorblade which will one day take all the pain away...

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:54:47 AM
My shadow who watches me work??

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 686 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:23:08 AM
Morning wood because it means I don't need viagara yet

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:39:22 AM

I'm thankful for . . .

the retard who makes me look smart by comparison.
the whore who makes me feel morally superior.
the lard-ass in the scooter who makes me feel healthy.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5072 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:38:02 AM
The tampons I have to get on my way home because it means I have access to a vagina.

Quik2TheStab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 665 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:36:13 AM
It's not healthier, at all.

Baelzar
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1402 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:23:41 AM
The Gun that I put to my Head to Stop Such Nonsense

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2015 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:05:34 AM
I'd like to add "The pain from being bitch-slapped for being so smarmy because it means people have had their fill of my Pollyanna BS."

mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:58:01 AM
I can understand most of it, but off-key church singing.... that's all i can stand...

Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 391 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:52:39 AM
**geeky joke incoming**

programmers are optimists, but there's always going to be exceptions

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:45:43 AM
Link: The Optimist's Way Of Looking At Life [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ugh, it's healthier to live this way, but a person can only take so much.


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