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You'll Pray For Constipation [Pic]

Hits: 10018 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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KitFox
Female, 18-29, Western US
 265 Posts
Thursday, July 26, 2012 7:34:35 PM
I'd rather squat, thank you very much.

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:06:32 AM
Lol,toilet brush.Why bother?

Shinymetal
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 168 Posts
Thursday, July 26, 2012 1:33:56 AM
I have shat in some crazy places but anything beats that poo hole.

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 1:07:05 PM
I wish I could squat poop. Did you know that there is actually a muscle in our body whose sole purpose is to prevent us from pooping while in a sitting position? AKA, we are not meant to poop while sitting.

notcname
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 67 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:46:41 AM
Butt I have to put toilet paper all around it so poo poo doesn't fly everywhere there's so much pressure. So I don't know why they made the hole so small here.

notcname
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 67 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:45:21 AM
Squatting is the sh*t. I squat in the U.S. I bought a contraption that turns a regular toilet into a squat toilet in seconds(by making it flat). So much easier and my stomach feels GOOD afterwards.

Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2207 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:20:22 AM
looks like you would get a disease the moment you step within 10 feet of that thing

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3763 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:13:07 AM
And why not make the hole bigger? You can't really aim poop.

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3763 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:12:00 AM
The main problem with squat-pooping is your pants and underwear around your ankles - it makes you all off balance - I suppose if you had no pants or underwear on, it would be fine.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3878 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:55:00 AM
The chair is placed over a typical toilet from, say, India (or somewhere thereabouts) for someone who isn't used to having a toilet like that.

Note, we evolved squatting in the field to sh*t, and as such we have a reflex that makes it harder to poop when we're not in a squatting (or at the least sitting) position. You'll notice that older toilets that are closer to the ground make it easier to pinch a loaf than newer ones sized "for comfort". If you're ever having trouble on the can, bend your upper torso as close to your knees as you can comfortably get it. It's not a magic cure for constipation, but it helps.

!*~*The More You Know*~*!

Viewtifreak
Male, 18-29, Canada
 40 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:16:56 AM
do people really squat to poo instead of sitting? first Ive heard of this

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2288 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:53:09 AM
that's actually a nice toilet for that part of the world

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15497 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:47:59 AM
Dude if you really gotta go you will go no matter where

Quik2TheStab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 665 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:40:12 AM
NNoamfer, adults who have been raised to sit while pooping are often physically incapable of squatting to do so.

Oh, and it's also natural to eat raw meat and not wear clothes. I'd rather be comfortable.

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:35:22 AM
at least is has a chair

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:15:52 AM
That's drating stupid, just squat, it's the natural way and it's healthier.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:36:02 AM

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 3704 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:25:58 AM
Actually squat-toilets are better for your bowels and more...nah, forget it.

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3039 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:25:58 AM
You've gotta love that toilet brush. I doubt even a street-cleaning truck could help this bathroom.

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1673 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:25:47 AM
In Soviet Russia, toilet scares poo back into you!

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:19:24 AM
Biologically speaking the most efficient position to be in when going boom-boom is squatting as it aligns the bowels properly, something our bodies have adapted to after millennia of squatting.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:15:43 AM
Link: You'll Pray For Constipation [Pic] [Rate Link] - What's worse than blocked bowels? Emptying your bowels on this... toilet?


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