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It's National Tequila Day, I-A-B! [Pic]

Hits: 11024 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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showgirlcar
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 37 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:41:22 AM
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handimanner
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1692 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 2:59:20 PM
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.

cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 216 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:49:51 AM
Hmm. This listing comes right before the one about the girl who was raped at a party after she passed out from being too drunk.
I-A-B, are you serving some kind of PSA here?

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:34:33 AM
Tequila smells and tastes like poo.


I have had tequila but not poo, can I just take your word for it?

P.S. Why do you eat poo?

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2517 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:25:37 AM
Tequila smells and tastes like poo.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11746 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 11:21:10 PM
I've always liked tequila, and I still do. The problem is, cheap white tequila no longer exists. You can't find it anywhere. We used to get cheap white tequila for the same price as cheap gin, rum, or vodka. Now the "cheap" stuff is all gold, it's twice the price of other booze, and it will burn a hole through your esophagus before it hits your stomach.

This is the main reason I pretty much gave up drinking.

DethRose
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 281 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 10:22:44 PM
Had Sake night instead.

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2390 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 10:14:50 PM
@davymid, sure! Would you like me to vomit on you or the dearly departed ?
Most of the stories here assure me that I should give up on my sensible fun of three drinks. Don't know why I missed out on waking up on filthy sidewalks and vomiting and pissing like an animal or oh the fun!
Puhleese.

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3658 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 8:59:43 PM
My first time - I vomited in my girlfriend's mouth.

CaptainPabst
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1253 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 8:40:55 PM
First thing I ever got drunk on - chugged 8 oz teq mixed with 8 oz of triple sec in 5 mins flat (hey, I was 15). Puked my guts out and couldnt even smell it for years but love the stuff now.

PinkHomicide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 344 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 8:27:42 PM
I had a tequila night so horrendous that even now, 7 years later, the smell of it alone is enough to make my stomach churn a bit.

ZackDark
Male, 18-29, S. America
 236 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 7:40:40 PM
Nah, no horror stories involving my own drunkness.
After all, first time I had tequila, I was already pretty immune to vodka already...

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11784 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 7:15:45 PM
Oh I have story too.
Never drank Tequilla till I passed out and never got butt raped either. So yeah.
Drink responsibly.


Sutra, you must be a hoot at all the parties. I'm attending a funeral on friday and I'm worried that it may turn out to be entirely too much fun. Wanna come along?

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2390 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 6:42:05 PM
Oh I have story too.
Never drank Tequilla till I passed out and never got butt raped either. So yeah.
Drink responsibly.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 5:11:13 PM
Last thing I remember was chucking the empty bottle as hard as I can while standing in the streets outside of a house party. Next thing I knew I was waking up with a crack in the bask of my skull from passing out while standing up and my head hitting the concrete. drat you tequila!

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2096 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 5:04:09 PM
"We don't have beer. Just tequila."

"What's tequila?"

"Uh, it's like beer."

Bikubang
Male, 30-39, Canada
 45 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 4:49:11 PM
I don't remember the first time, but the last time, I blacked out, threw up, decided to have a two hour shower (because I may or may not of passed out) woke up and passed out naked on my bedroom floor. Still not as bad as my buddy who blacked out and got into an argument with our cab driver and ended up stealing his cab after they dropped me off at home.

Brometheus
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 352 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 4:07:18 PM
Was on a flight between Chicago and Houston to visit family. Had a stop in St. Louis. The man in the middle seat got off and the guy in the aisle seat had asked me what I had been drinking. He asked if I liked tequila and I said yeah, so he pulled a full bottle of patron out of his carry-on. Just then the flight attendant came by, saw the bottle, gave the other guy a light slap on the shoulder and say, "oh, you boys" with a wink. We passed the bottle back and forth till it was time to take off again and by the time I arrived in Houston I was sufficiently sh*t-faced.

I miss the days before 9/11.

Kegomatix
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1246 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:40:58 PM
I was 12, it was my first alcoholic drink ever. My dad thought I would hate it and it would scare me away from the stuff. Loved it, proceeded to get wasted ringing in the new year. And an alcoholic was born.

shaustin
Male, 18-29, Canada
 143 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:37:42 PM
i was 16 on my dads 50th birthday and my aunt who doesnt even drink brought a 26'r to just hand out shots with.... i threw up in my basement, and my sister passed out on our pool table

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15497 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 2:49:03 PM
In Mexico, its national Tequila day every day

Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 977 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 1:54:48 PM
Let us just say I ended up with alcohol poisoning for 3 days...that is what I get for slamming coffee mugs full of tequila and mixing it with 99 bananas...I threw all up on the passenger side of my new car I had just bought at the time..that was many years ago and to this day I cannot even stand the smell of taquila..

Torizo
Male, 18-29, Australia
 318 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 1:18:07 PM
mines not a horror story either. it was coincidental.

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2288 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:58:57 PM
you know im pretty sure i've drank tequila i just cant seem to remember

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:58:29 PM
@davy: It takes courage to marry a Newfie.

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