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You Know The Swallowing 8 Spiders A Year Myth [Pic

Hits: 13718 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3309 Posts
Saturday, July 21, 2012 6:01:09 PM
"I find the occasional spider in my bed maybe twice a year."

Those were the few that escaped!

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Saturday, July 21, 2012 9:24:04 AM
I was told this when I was younger, but instead I decided to look it up like a smart person and saw it was BS.
"Instantly believes everything you hear".

Revolutioniz
Male, 18-29, Western US
 914 Posts
Saturday, July 21, 2012 4:19:16 AM
I don't even remember the last time i slept with my mouth open, it's very uncomfortable for me. And this is bullpoo anyway. AAAANNNDDDDD it's not like spiders have "Warm, moist places Radar"

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Saturday, July 21, 2012 12:30:55 AM
I find the occasional spider in my bed maybe twice a year. I'm a light sleeper and I can guarantee I have never had anything in my mouth I did not want.

EmagehtmaI
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 187 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 4:10:41 PM
Thank you, Lovepath, for the debunking links. Makes me feel so much better.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13285 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 7:38:01 AM
I will now be taping my mouth shut at night. Thanks.


Your husband has started the divorce papers!!!

lovepath7
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 41 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 5:47:39 AM
It is a rather unpleasant thought, but one, it seems, which is most probably not based in fact:

http://www.burkemuseum.org/spidermyth/myths/whileyousleep.html

http://www.brownreclusespider.org/eating-spider-while-asleep.htm

Bogster
Male, 40-49, Western US
 5 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 8:50:37 PM
Well, that explains why I fart indestructable cotton balls every morning.

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:42:17 PM
Yes, anytime I find a spider it's in the warmest, wettest place of all. Like in a breezy air passage, where they can catch flying things.

ZombiMommi88
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 6:15:22 PM
I will now be taping my mouth shut at night. Thanks.

BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 6560 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 5:46:00 PM
isn't this a repost?

SethDog
Male, 18-29, Australia
 758 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 4:39:36 PM
I was so angry when my girlfriend killed my pet spider, "Toby Maguire", Well not really a pet but was a wolf spider that lived in the corner of our bedroom window. She warned me to move him but I liked him where he was. Poor Toby, I still haven't fully forgiven her.

Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2207 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 4:10:01 PM
seems like you got the making of a creepypasta there MattPrince

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2334 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 3:41:42 PM
i dratin love spiders. there's one in my bathroom behind my toilet. will i kill? hell no. i named him, and i throw him bugs every so often.. can't wait to eat him

Marksman
Male, 40-49, Canada
 154 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 3:26:45 PM
I swallow spiders on purpose.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 3:09:49 PM



Dysdera crocata - loves houses at night.

Sleep tight ;)

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 2:50:50 PM
Total bollocks.

I was in a lovely old fashioned telephone box on Dartmoor the other day after dark. It was partially hidden but the light was still working and I could see through the windows that it was wall to wall spider webs.

The door made a noise like velcro parting when I opened it and once inside I could barely move without brushing into the webs. There were big house spiders (tegeneria sp.) in all directions, including several above me.

The phone itself was shrouded in silk, amidst which sat the biggest female house spider I've ever seen. For a second I imagined what would happen if the door was stuck and I had to try and call out.. the spider would surely scuttle up the cable towards my open mouth...

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 2:47:33 PM
I quit.

anarchsoul
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 590 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 2:47:08 PM
Rofl, wonder how many people will have a hard time sleeping tonight xD

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2520 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 2:38:08 PM
Link: You Know The Swallowing 8 Spiders A Year Myth [Pic [Rate Link] - It's completely inaccurate.


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