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Satan's Doorways: Uh Oh, We're In Trouble [Pic]

Hits: 13738 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: jadoig
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Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Saturday, July 21, 2012 3:00:51 AM
Ha. I fully support those who wish to follow this list. Fornication; now we just need to add adoption to that list as well, and it is complete, self-cancelling, beautifuly tragic.

Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Saturday, July 21, 2012 12:58:45 AM
nobody takes christians seriously but other christians.
they are brothers in superstition . . .

Male, 18-29, Australia
 353 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 2:48:19 PM
The worst thing about all this is that I'm going to get condemned to an eternity with Twilight fans. Won't I be punished enough!

Male, 30-39, Canada
 1496 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 8:34:47 AM
They didn't even put child molesting on the stupid list.

Male, 50-59, Canada
 29146 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 6:22:49 AM
Necrophilia's not on the list? Huzza! Ftw!

Also not on the list? Car girls and furries!!

I'm good, for now.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 1142 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 6:17:13 AM
LOTR? C'mon, that's full of Christian allegory, just not as blatant as Narnia. Fornication...isn't that kind of important to creating new brainwashed, errr Christians? Vegetarianism? LOL!

Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 27 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 5:47:41 AM
they mis-spelled "WEED"...

Male, 18-29, Europe
 625 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 4:49:27 AM
Awww crap, i'm gonna have to quit the church of satan.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 1502 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 3:13:16 AM
LOTR & Twilight films? I knew it!

Female, 30-39, Australia
 372 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 12:32:15 AM
LuckyDave-I think Kevin Smith already got in trouble for Dogma.
I am just happy I have an excuse to not see Twilight. "I wish I could see it with you, but eternal damnation and all that stuff."

Male, 30-39, Europe
 157 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 12:18:43 AM
Blast! I can't do necromancy anymore?

Female, 30-39, Western US
 2789 Posts
Friday, July 20, 2012 12:16:41 AM
postmodernism? are you kidding me?!

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 674 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 11:16:19 PM
I do 8 of those, and have no intention of stopping.

Harry Potter? Lord of the Rings? Really? -Fiction- makes a lot of banned Christian book lists now? Why not ban Star Wars; or Dogma? George Lucas should be on an IRA hit list for his anti-Christian invention of the Force.

Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 11:14:12 PM
my dang ol kids be eatin dat marihuana!

Male, 30-39, Europe
 966 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:55:36 PM
Here's an example.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 2350 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:50:48 PM
as stupid as these are I do have to say Twilight is surely the doing of Satan, sent here to torture us.

Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:56:22 PM
My reactions in order:
Twilight films: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Dungeons and Dragons: FLIck.

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:31:18 PM
"The hell is Backmasking?"

Click here.

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:28:00 PM
Well, that would explain my head spinning around and spewing pea soup.

Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:25:40 PM
Backmasking is the intentional recording of words or sounds backwards and placing them in a recording. Highly overblown and over-alleged.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 4869 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:14:53 PM
The hell is Backmasking?

When a record has a backward message that can only be heard if you spin the record backward. The Beatles supposedly did it a lot. Pink Floyd threw one in "The Wall" as a joke, it says "Congratulations, you have found the hidden message. To claim your prize, write to the funny farm" or something to that effect.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:14:44 PM
Vegetarianism is on the list because when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden all they ate, by God's design, was plant-based foods so... wait. Nevermind.


Male, 30-39, Western US
 4869 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:12:05 PM
...also, I need to point out that any religion that believes fornication is evil doesn't last long, since the idiots can't reproduce. It's natural selection at work!

Uh, you do realize that "fornication" means sex with someone you are not married to, right? If you are married to your partner, sex is not fornication.

Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:00:27 PM
I'm a Christian and I find some of these to be stupid and hypocritical. Like trilateralism - The practice of engaging in three-party relations, agreements, or negotiations. If that's a doorway to demonic possession, them by definition, all Christians are doomed. Because we believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. That may friend is a three-party relation. I hate when Christianity sticks to one thing as truth without taking into account that there is leeway when it comes to religion and your beliefs.

Male, 40-49, Western US
 5 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 8:56:41 PM
They left out eating urinal cakes.

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