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Christians Ranting about Smurfs & My Little Po

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Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2682 Posts
Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:20:26 AM
Did anyone else at 0:28 go Jeesus F*cking Christ ?

evanbartlett
Male, 30-39, Western US
 555 Posts
Monday, July 30, 2012 12:01:53 PM
If you've ever seen an accident along the road...you don't have to know their names, you don't have to know the circumstances, just call 911.

chickiesue86
Male, 70 & Over, Canada
 273 Posts
Monday, July 30, 2012 8:39:49 AM
part of the reason i am atheist. raised by a j wit that was against smurfs, muppet babies, you name it.

T3hHippie
Male, 18-29, Canada
 166 Posts
Sunday, July 29, 2012 8:23:01 PM
Man, that fat women who was sitting in the chair while her partner was standing, was the most sexist creature I have ever laid my eyes on.

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2304 Posts
Sunday, July 29, 2012 5:22:09 PM
and people ask me why i'm atheist

wildancrazy
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 138 Posts
Sunday, July 29, 2012 4:05:24 PM
I used to be tolerant of people and their "beliefs", but after the last few decades of Fundamentalism and moving to the southern U.S i've decided to just stop..What these Morons are describing is magic.
Just leave the damn Smurfs alone..Crazy people..

carlsagan
Male, 18-29, Western US
 120 Posts
Sunday, July 29, 2012 10:11:44 AM
LEAVE THE OLD PEOPLE ALONE
THEY ARE DYING FAST
THEY ARE OLD.... MY LITTLE PONY
IT'S SATANIC CULT STUFF, RULE 34
JUST KIDDING. LOL anything can be "satanic".
anything can be christian it's all prespectives.
Who cares about these people ranting.
it's america let them rant and waste time.
thats all they can do.

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Sunday, July 29, 2012 2:23:12 AM
Smurfs are evil! EEEEVIL!
Naw really! Christians are the evil ones . . .

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12741 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 10:21:59 PM
I no longer believe in religious freedom. Religion should be banned outright.

If my wife laid hands on my TV and started praying that the channel would disappear, I'd have her sign divorce papers in the morning.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 9:23:23 PM

I wouldn't call it a 'rant'. Just a discussion.
Okay, a stupid discussion, but not a rant at all.

Jesus leaves a bad taste in my mouth. You can take that anyway you want to.

talon0325
Male, 40-49, Canada
 384 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 8:29:46 PM
I forgot, she also ate the smurfs and a hell of a lot more that just my little pony, she ate every friggin horse in my barn , plus the hay , and everything that moved. Praise the lord.

talon0325
Male, 40-49, Canada
 384 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 8:25:50 PM
Yeah right, At about 4:18 she is correct. Ain't nobody but jebus would do that fat cow. With a size like a mountain 48-60-95 nobody would do that, And her equaly usless partner would not do that as well. Praise the lord and pass her a feeding trough. give the people a loaf of bread and they eat for a day, Show them how to grow food and she will eat all of it.

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2350 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 8:19:12 PM
she got trolled and didn't even realize it...

DEXTER fro MIAMI...come on! LMAO

skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 7:50:13 PM
Wait a min...they invite witches on the show? what did christians do with witches again? ...ah..right..they burned them to the stake .

I'm not even go in the rest of the stupidity here..but i'll say one thing: isn't praying to the TV breaking the 3nd commandment? and why would someone tell you to break one of the commandments if she's not the Devil's minion...uuuuu...spooky

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12130 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 7:44:52 PM
Can't decide which meme to reach for here

1. The Jesus Facepalm
2. The suspicious Fry: "Can't decide if hilarious... or terrifying"
3. The Professor Farnsworth "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

So many reactions to convey, so few characters...

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26631 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 7:32:32 PM
Thanks @Langer!
I did manage to find them (with help!) and their Anime is... gigantic? lolz!
Anyhow, they're cute! Violent! But still cute!

A Brief Appearence

Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 393 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 7:20:59 PM
@5cats - it's Umineko no Naku Koro ni (Umineko are seagulls though, I'd guess literally translated they're sea-cats xD )...it's great, murder mystery type thing where everything that's not known is attributed to a witch's magic, and the protagonist has to figure out how it's done by human means or else admit that magic is the only possible cause...

you could even argue that it's a matter of perspective, magic exists if you believe in it but loses effectiveness if you don't, devil's proof, pascal's wager, schrodinger's cat and other motifs all mixed into one concoction of awesomeness

see? i plan out my posts better than I lead on xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ym-THFhZ1I

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 6:40:39 PM
I thought they were suppose to be communist aswell

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26631 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 6:32:45 PM
The-Brit: LOLZ! Your statement is so stupid it's painful!
I know I've vowed to "not tease the atheists" BUT! This I cannot resist!

If he dies and there is NO afterlife, HOW exactly is he going to feel remorse? Eh?
On the other hand, if y'all atheists die and there IS an afterlife, won't YOU feel stupid!

Hey @Langer, where are those lovely Space Bunny Girls from??

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 6:31:19 PM
So lemesee... if I'm stupid enough, ignorant enough, brass-balled enough, and have no compunction about lying with every second breath, I, too, can be a television personality?

The-Brit
Male, 50-59, Europe
 115 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 5:36:55 PM
@TheGuySmiley - It is a shame that when you die, you will be dead. Nothing more, nothing less, just dead. It is a shame because it would be at that point that you would realise how much you had been conned.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3828 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 5:13:51 PM
@Crabes:
That looks about right.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26631 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 5:04:26 PM
VV @Langer: THANK YOU!
Even if they're not "cat girls' they're CLOSE ENOUGH!

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

fuzzysheep
Male, 18-29, Europe
 179 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:34:48 PM
I don't understand how anyone can believe in a god who tells us all to be forgiving but is petulant enough to damn us to never ending torture because we had the temerity not to worship him.

And, if you decide to believe in him, how can you claim he is all loving and benevolent? If there is an all powerful creator, the world around us is clearly be the work of a sadistic, judgemental, egotistical maniac or a moron.

I could understand the concept of a powerful creator who's a bit of a dick (like the Norse and Roman gods, always bickering and waring) or a creator who isn't all powerful or all knowing but is doing his best for us. The idea of an all powerful, benevolent creator is clearly ridiculous.

Barnk
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 480 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:11:05 PM
This reminds me of my childhood. I had to hide my Monstrous Compendium from my mom like it was porn.

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