 markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3783 Posts
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012 1:17:32 PM
"Markus, teaching people how to make a propper Bloody Mary would be a public service."
I make a killer Bloody Mary. Perfected over many camping trips and after-party recoveries. The recipe is in the book. The eBook edition should be out in a few weeks. It will be cheap - $2.95. |
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 Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
316 Posts
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012 12:11:47 PM
More like "How to make a girly, chocolate roostertail in a martini glass." |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25705 Posts
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012 10:02:53 AM
Markus, teaching people how to make a propper Bloody Mary would be a public service. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25705 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:37:12 PM
Markus, next video, instead of the Wonder-Spin, how about a Bewitched nose-twitch?
She used to fix kocktails for Durwood all the time!
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markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
3783 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 8:47:27 PM
You're on the invite for my next party Gerry. I just haven't sent them out. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25705 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 8:28:12 PM
Markus is my friend so I'm supposed to post something supportive here. - Nice box in the WW suit!
Also, you look good in the suit!
I'm sorry, I still can't drink a chocolate faux-tini. I suppose I'd
try one at one of your famous parties but then I'm never invited
to those am I so I guess we'll just never know. But I'm not bitter. |
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markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
3783 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:58:09 PM
"but why is it you own a wonder woman costume?"
For some reason the wonder woman spin worked its way into my script. It made me laugh so I bought the suit. Putting that on was way way out of my comfort zone. And why I freaked out a little bit this morning when I saw that this video was posted. I'm definitely not a cross dresser. I'm more of a Neil Patrick Harris gay (without the talent). |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25705 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:47:36 PM
I had no idea IABers had such strong emotions on the topick of kocktails. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25705 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:45:18 PM
Okay, Markus, I don't mean to pry into your sex life,
but why is it you own a wonder woman costume?
Tell me to mind my own business if you want to.
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markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
3783 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:42:03 PM
I practiced and practiced that spin for the middle of the video. I wanted to do it exactly the same as Linda Carter. I thought it would be funny if I was spot on. I think I did it a little too well - her moves make me look super gay. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25705 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:06:45 PM
P.S. - Stir, don't shake. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25705 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:06:05 PM
"and it's also popular with my fag-hags... I mean 'the ladies' "
That is an ABOMINATION! A martini is Vodka or Gin with vermouth. That's it! What he's making is a sissy roostertail, it needs it's own name. |
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 evanbartlett
Male, 30-39, Western US
547 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 5:43:28 PM
Bruising is not a myth!! What's he talking about!? Bruising has to deal with having too much water in your final drink. If you shake, you break off bits of ice into the drink, increasing the water ratio. Only ever stir. Unless you like watered-down drinks.
Also, I find it hilarious when someone so utterly gay does his best to try to maintain a hetero-normative experience. It's jarring to watch, really. |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 5:08:31 PM
Hilarious and weird all at the same time |
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 mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1590 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 4:14:24 PM
WRONG!
There is only one Martini: Gin + Dry Vermouth + twist of lemon (olive is acceptable).
Oh... OK, I watched the rest of the video. Bombay Sapphire is over-priced garbage. Try Beefeater or regular Bombay or New Amsterdam or, hell, even Seagrams... NEVER Tanqueray.
Or just stick to your little chocolate vagina drinks.
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 DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3529 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 4:07:26 PM
...but cheap vodka is all I ever drink... |
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 Sathon
Male, 18-29, Canada
247 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:34:45 PM
dafuq? |
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 Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
3815 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:06:36 PM
Really, markust? This is the internet. Also, I imagine madest clicked on your profile, then clicked on your homepage that you linked. Seeing that you're the author of "The Best Party Ever" a simple Google search would turn up your videos. You're not exactly hiding. lol |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 2:38:51 PM
"As moist as the condensation on the shaker"...
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HAHAHAHAHA! I have no clue who Markust is but this was a weird video. Entertaining but weird... |
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markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
3783 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 2:34:18 PM
Holy sh*t! How did you find this? |
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 madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
6407 Posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012 2:28:13 PM
Link: Martini Madness: How To Make A Chocolate Martini [Rate Link] - Our own Markust123 Give tips on making martinis and throwing parties. |
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