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One Of Ricky Gervais' Best Atheist Quotes [Pic]

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Qystein
Male, 18-29, Europe
 159 Posts
Tuesday, August 28, 2012 6:32:32 AM
ehm.. Hindus have over 3.000.000 million gods, most are mentioned by name or described for what they look like or/and do.
But anyhow, no gods will ever be as cool as Njord!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26312 Posts
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 4:00:34 PM
It's stopped, sorry about that.

@madest assassinated himself every time he hit "Post Reply" - in my opinion.

He can say whatever he likes now! Except for that thing he likes to do which causes me to message @FancyLad directly with a complaint...

...other than that he's "one of us" again (sfw, it's the Gooble Gobble song from Freaks)

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 8:46:33 PM
@LordJim: oh, ok. It probably got deleted by someone (@Baalth) since it's not listed in your profile.

Cats, don't be a dick. When ANY Mod doesn't approve apost it drops off the list. It's 90% fancylad, 9% Kitteh, and <1% the rest of us. Your witch-hunt of accusing certain Mods of surreptitiously deleting content or abusing their power (which is what you're doing here) is insulting. You did the same character assassination of Madest, to the point where he stepped down from being a Mod. Best of my knowledge, he never censored poo, despite your accusations to the contrary.

It's kinda insulting to us Mods to accuse us of favouritism, and insulting to me also, as one of them (at what point are you going to accuse me of censorship and favouritism? Or am I safe for now because I'm not a muslim? Or an outpsoken liberal?). We're all professional at what we do, and your accusations of some kind of favouritism are in your head.

Seriously, stop it.

HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3071 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 2:45:31 PM
I believe in ALL of the gods!!!

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4815 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 2:28:05 PM
' And really, if you understand salvation ...'

One of the stickng points for me. Don't feel the need to be saved. Haven't done anything nasty enough to need saving. Understand it as a doctrine, but it's an ugly doctrine.

mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 1:08:58 PM
I don't think the trinity is so hard to understand, now, although I was a long time in accepting it. We (Christians and others) often talk about God in different roles, such as creator and as judge. We also talk about him in terms of being our father. Christ was special in that he was the first and only human incarnation of God. So he was, and is, both God and human. And really, if you understand salvation and have received the Holy Spirit, then to be in the presence of a Christian is to be in the presence of God.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26312 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:48:23 AM
@LordJim: oh, ok. It probably got deleted by someone (@Baalth) since it's not listed in your profile. OR it was a repost-type thing, those sometimes get auto-deleted.

@Gerry1: How about praying before a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary and still NOT being an idolator? That's stike two in my books.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4815 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:03:18 AM
5Cats,

No, mine was a list of wierd fatwas, seems to have vanished. Maybe that means it's under consideration or something. (The breast-feeding fatwa is a hoot.)

BTW, the trinity was a fairly late doctrine - third century. Tertullian, a nasty piece of work whose other main contribution to christian thought was that one of the major pleasures in heaven was to watch the torments of the damned. A son in heaven could watch his pagan mother being tortured forever and relish it because he would have no knowledge that it was his mother. The mother, on the other hand, would know her son was enjoying her pain and that would add deliciously to her suffering.

Theology, doncha love it?


Ozmose
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 441 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:33:38 AM
The trinity, lol.

I love the part before the crucifixion, in the garden of Gethsemane when Jesus pleads to his father? Wait, the holy spirit? . . . I mean himself.
Yeah, he pleads to himself, that makes perfect sense.

Wow.
You really know it's bull**** when 2/3 of the christians don't even believe it.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:03:39 AM

"The Christian trinity isn't three gods. It's still one god. It's an odd setup, but they're pretty clear about it being one god."

Anyone who can worship The Father, The Son, AND The Holy Ghost, but still call in monotheistic can talk themselves into anything.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 6:04:08 AM
So good!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26312 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 4:54:53 AM
@LordJim: Well blow my lips off! Your suggestion is right on top of my suggestion of the exact same story! Different articles are linked I think...

@Gerry1: I offered a posting which said how Allah and Muhammed thought "Gay Anal Sex" was A-OK! It was put up for a few minutes then taken down. You want a linky? I got it.

damn, my quote marks are off

lolz! @Gerry1 you haven't noticed yet? You cannot put quotes AND links in the same post!!

@HolyGod: Do you FAIL to understand that the God of Christendom is LUMPED IN with all those other "gods"? When is the last time a follower of Thor or Zues asked if you believed in God (singular)? I think it's OBVIOUS what he's talking about...

@alexander: Nope, not even warm.
@utlanning07: Nope, hands remain spike-free! (lolz though! welcome to IAB!)

avail9988
Male, 18-29, Australia
 678 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 10:29:06 PM
Idiot..

Barnk
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 480 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 9:49:34 PM
Jupiter is Zeus.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4751 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 5:51:53 PM
Ricky Gervais talking sense? I don't believe it!

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 4:57:20 PM
Of course he will.. what more could be expected from people who are full of themselves?

utlanning07
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 61 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 4:18:50 PM
alexander xx: actually, i'd think i'd be more like

CRUCIFIED...

alexander_xx
Male, 18-29, Europe
 339 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 3:33:22 PM
HolyGod -

"Funny how the anti-Christian stuff gets posted, but the truth about Islam gets pulled..."

Once again. Explain to me how that post says ANYTHING about him referring to the Christian God? He could just as easily be referring to someone of the Jewish or Islamic faith referring to their God as the one true God.

So you come in here to b.itch about a post that is biased against Christians over Muslims when in reality it is just talking about God in general. So if every time you see "God" you only can think of the Christian God, then the only biased one is you."

BURRNN

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 2:52:40 PM
thats good

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6206 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 2:10:56 PM
It's funny coz it's true.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5097 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 2:10:37 PM
5cats

"Funny how the anti-Christian stuff gets posted, but the truth about Islam gets pulled..."

Once again. Explain to me how that post says ANYTHING about him referring to the Christian God? He could just as easily be referring to someone of the Jewish or Islamic faith referring to their God as the one true God.

So you come in here to b.itch about a post that is biased against Christians over Muslims when in reality it is just talking about God in general. So if every time you see "God" you only can think of the Christian God, then the only biased one is you.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11644 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 1:37:59 PM
If you have more than one god you are a Pagan.Christians have a trio-Father,son, Holy ghost..3. Christian=Pagan.


Not really, no.

1) The Christian trinity isn't three gods. It's still one god. It's an odd setup, but they're pretty clear about it being one god.

2) The definition of 'pagan' isn't simply 'theist who believes in more than one god'. It was originally 'theist who doesn't believe in the Abrahamic god'. Now it doesn't really have any meaning, although it implies a follower of a minority religion.

Zeegrr60
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1974 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 12:53:47 PM
If you have more than one god you are a Pagan.Christians have a trio-Father,son, Holy ghost..3. Christian=Pagan.

Zeegrr60
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1974 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 12:51:09 PM
Hey Ricky, quote George Carlin ? Give him credit!!

QueenZira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2181 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 12:29:35 PM
"I was going to be an atheist, but then I realized... all their holidays suck."- Can't remember who said that, but that is the best rejoinder ever!

(Your light hearted humor moment of the day).

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